ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jun 25, 2019 #442 Realistic Exam Question: If Peter has 4 apples, Mary has 6 apples and Paul has a knife, who has all the apples?
Realistic Exam Question: If Peter has 4 apples, Mary has 6 apples and Paul has a knife, who has all the apples?
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jun 25, 2019 #443 Quick gardening tip... Before you spread your seed over the ground, make sure no one's watching.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jun 29, 2019 #444 It's 1066 and that can mean only one thing... I shouldn't have bought my digital wristwatch from a guy in a bar.
It's 1066 and that can mean only one thing... I shouldn't have bought my digital wristwatch from a guy in a bar.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jun 29, 2019 #445 There was good news and there was bad news during Donald Trump's recent visit to the UK. The good news is there was a Royal Gun Salute... The bad news is they all fucking missed him!
There was good news and there was bad news during Donald Trump's recent visit to the UK. The good news is there was a Royal Gun Salute... The bad news is they all fucking missed him!
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 14, 2019 #446 People say they support recycling... But you should see the look on their face when you rinse out a condom.
People say they support recycling... But you should see the look on their face when you rinse out a condom.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 14, 2019 #447 Watching sex on TV with your parents can be embarrassing... Particularly if you didn't know they had a camcorder.
Watching sex on TV with your parents can be embarrassing... Particularly if you didn't know they had a camcorder.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 14, 2019 #448 I told my best friend that I'd fucked his wife and got her pregnant... That cured his hiccups.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 14, 2019 #449 My best friend said there's no such word as "can't"... But that's not what I called him.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 14, 2019 #450 I once had a very rewarding relationship with a blind girl... But it took me ages to learn how to imitate her husband's voice.
I once had a very rewarding relationship with a blind girl... But it took me ages to learn how to imitate her husband's voice.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 14, 2019 #451 My ex said I needed to learn how to love her, so I did. It cost me $500, but the prostitute I hired knew what she was doing.
My ex said I needed to learn how to love her, so I did. It cost me $500, but the prostitute I hired knew what she was doing.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 14, 2019 #452 There's something I've always wondered about... Who picks up after a Guide Dog?
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 14, 2019 #453 It's a wonderful feeling when you finally get the woman you've been chasing... For miles.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 14, 2019 #454 The five most important things in a relationship... 1. Love. 2. Trust. 3. Communication. 4. Sex. 5. A puncture repair kit...
The five most important things in a relationship... 1. Love. 2. Trust. 3. Communication. 4. Sex. 5. A puncture repair kit...
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 17, 2019 #455 Have you ever noticed that most people have some sort of hang up about their appearance? For example, I'm a bit concerned that one of my testicles is slightly larger than the other two...
Have you ever noticed that most people have some sort of hang up about their appearance? For example, I'm a bit concerned that one of my testicles is slightly larger than the other two...
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 17, 2019 #456 I once asked my ex if she'd be interested in role playing a rape fantasy... She looked at me in horror and said: "No!" I replied: "That's the spirit!"
I once asked my ex if she'd be interested in role playing a rape fantasy... She looked at me in horror and said: "No!" I replied: "That's the spirit!"
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 17, 2019 #457 I went to see the doctor and he told me I was bipolar... I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 17, 2019 #458 I was going to discuss pornography... But I'll come to that later.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 17, 2019 #459 I used to walk around my house naked... Until the neighbours chased me inside.
ant-mac Member: Rank 9 Jul 17, 2019 #460 I've finally managed to live the dream every male has about having two women... One to cook and one to clean.
I've finally managed to live the dream every male has about having two women... One to cook and one to clean.
