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ant-mac

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My neighbour is a real old guy and he's driving me to distraction. He always makes so much noise and talks so loudly.

Just last night, he made a really loud, crashing noise, then started calling out, over and over: "Help me! I've fallen and I can't get up!"

He's so self-centred, but at least he's quiet now.
 
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