ant-mac
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MORE THINGS TO DO ON A LONG BUS RIDE…
When the bus stops for a food break, instead of following the other passengers to a restaurant, sit outside in front of the big picture window on the ground with a struggling burlap sack. Open the sack and remove some small, live animal and eat it like a feral dog would, in the view of everyone else. Make lots of growling noises, snarl and snap at people who get too close.
Purchase a megaphone - enough said.
At night when everyone is sleepy and unsuspecting, suddenly start barking as loud as possible, feel free to use the megaphone.
Play with knives, just like Bishop on ALIENS!
Clean a .357 Magnum - and if that doesn't get people’s attention, cleaning the rest of your on board hand collection will.
When the bus stops for a food break, instead of following the other passengers to a restaurant, sit outside in front of the big picture window on the ground with a struggling burlap sack. Open the sack and remove some small, live animal and eat it like a feral dog would, in the view of everyone else. Make lots of growling noises, snarl and snap at people who get too close.
Purchase a megaphone - enough said.
At night when everyone is sleepy and unsuspecting, suddenly start barking as loud as possible, feel free to use the megaphone.
Play with knives, just like Bishop on ALIENS!
Clean a .357 Magnum - and if that doesn't get people’s attention, cleaning the rest of your on board hand collection will.