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Call the judge a wuss when he issues the death penalty. When he accuses you of contempt of the court, look puzzled and ask him what it means. When he answers, object.
Dress up like Santa Claus
Drink all of your lawyer's water, then ask for more. Then ask to go to the bathroom.
Hiccup every time somebody says the word "the".
Change your plea every five minutes.
If you're the judge, call the defendant the plaintiff, the plaintiff a lawyer, the witness a juror, and the jurors defendants. Call the lawyers Barney.
Gurgle into the microphone.
Complain aloud about that nasty wedgie you have, then take a poll of others in the audience if they too have a nasty wedgie.
Call the judge a wuss when he issues the death penalty. When he accuses you of contempt of the court, look puzzled and ask him what it means. When he answers, object.
Dress up like Santa Claus
Drink all of your lawyer's water, then ask for more. Then ask to go to the bathroom.
Hiccup every time somebody says the word "the".
Change your plea every five minutes.
If you're the judge, call the defendant the plaintiff, the plaintiff a lawyer, the witness a juror, and the jurors defendants. Call the lawyers Barney.
Gurgle into the microphone.
Complain aloud about that nasty wedgie you have, then take a poll of others in the audience if they too have a nasty wedgie.