Fun A, B, C's Of Film Titles

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I - Immortals (2011)

Please, don't watch this. You've been warned.

 

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J - JAWS: THE REVENGE (1987)

Please, don't watch this. You've been warned.

I couldn't have said it better.

 

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K - Kids (1995)

Some buddies made me watch this in college. The fact that I didn't kill them all in their sleep says much about my character.

 

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Some buddies made me watch this in college. The fact that I didn't kill them all in their sleep says much about my character.

No matter how badly someone treated me, I'd never want to kill them. This isn't because I'm merciful. In fact, it's because of the exact opposite...

If someone is dead, I can't make them suffer.

L - THE LAST SAMURAI (2003)

Tom Cruise might be as crazy as a cut snake, but he still makes good films...

 

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M - McHale's Navy (1997)

One of those remakes that makes me happy. Brilliant cast, great humor, and a lot of fun.

 

[Hux]

On Golden Pond

 

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P - Pacific Rim (2013)

Giant monsters, but no rimming.

 

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Q - Q (1982)

It's about Q - no, not that one... or that other one either.

This one is a winged serpent.

 

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R - Ringu (1998)

The original J-Horror film that The Ring was based on. Much better film, but sadly, no Naomi Watts.

 

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Sylvia Scarlett (1935) Fat Cary Grant does a bad English accent despite being English.

 

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T ~ TABLOID (2011)
The salacious adventures of a beauty queen with an IQ of 168, whose single-minded devotion to the man of her dreams leads her on a labyrinthine crusade for love.

 

[Hux]

Up (2009)

 

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V - VIRTUOSITY (1995)

 

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W ~ WAIST DEEP (2006)

An urban action thriller with a sexy 21st-century Bonnie and Clyde.

 

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X2: X-Men United (2003)

Best movie of the franchise that revolves around the X-Men. Best non-X-Men-centric film is a tie between Deadpool and Logan.

 

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Y - YOUNG GUNS II.

I really hope Billy managed to live through to the 1950s, but somehow, it seems unlikely.

 

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Z - Zombie Strippers (2008)

Ever wondered if a stripper could shoot pool balls out of her cooch? Wonder no more...

 

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Ever wondered if a stripper could shoot pool balls out of her cooch? Wonder no more...

Pool balls?! What the fuck is wrong with some people?

Why can't she just shoot ping pong balls like a normal stripper?

A BETTER TOMORROW (1986)

An excellent action film from John Woo.

 

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B - Babadook, The (2014)

Fascinating horror film, but as usual, you want to kill the kid before it's all over.

Pool balls?! What the fuck is wrong with some people?

Why can't she just shoot ping pong balls like a normal stripper?

Sure. Like a ping pong ball is going to do anything against a zombie. Common sense, man!

 

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Fascinating horror film, but as usual, you want to kill the kid before it's all over.

I thought that was just me...

Sure. Like a ping pong ball is going to do anything against a zombie. Common sense, man!

Wouldn't a pool cue be more effective against a zombie?

Now that would be an impressive anatomical feat...

C - CASABLANCA (1942)

Do I really need to say anything?