Richie and Eddie stripped by burglars, a mousetrap placed between their legs, and a note.
Richie. " what does the note say"
Eddie" Sue Carpenter"
Both " mmmm, sexy, OH NO!!"
Disconnecting a gas pipe to cover up stealing next door 's gas supply doesn't end well.
Gas Man " a strange reading from your meter, 000.0000"
Gasman " the kettle on?, how do you heat it?"
Richie" we have our tea cold"
Richie wins the " how much custard can you hold in your underpants" tournament.
The furry honeypot adventure turns out not to be the porno film that was hoped, but a cartoon with bunny rabbits....and ends up....
Xmas drinks for everyone.
Richie " mash the potatoes Eddie"
Eddie " we don't have a masher"
Richie " well, use your head"
Richie " tell me Eddie what exactly is caviar?"
Eddie. " fish poo, it comes out of a very expensive fish's bottom."
A very funny episode, with plenty of double entendres' that probably went over the heads of kids at the time so they got away with it.
Lord Collingford and Groome are competing in a marrow growing competition, meanwhile Catweazle has the sniffles and needs Cedric to stir a potion he has prepared...