Madcap comedy series with Rick Mayall and Ade Edmondson. Here's some great quotes and scenes.
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Putting an ad in the personal column
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Eddie wasted housekeeping money buying a magic bean from a conman.
Richie's thong is a bit tight, it needs pliers to get it off, Eddie to the rescue.
Richie's thong is a bit tight, it needs pliers to get it off, Eddie to the rescue.
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Richie cuts a finger off while cooking the Xmas dinner.
Richie " Eddie my finger!!!stop the bleeding apply a tourniquet"
Eddie " righty ho"
Richie " Eddie my finger!!!stop the bleeding apply a tourniquet"
Eddie " righty ho"
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Richie " mash the potatoes Eddie"
Eddie " we don't have a masher"
Richie " well, use your head"
Richie " tell me Eddie what exactly is caviar?"
Eddie. " fish poo, it comes out of a very expensive fish's bottom."
Eddie " we don't have a masher"
Richie " well, use your head"
Richie " tell me Eddie what exactly is caviar?"
Eddie. " fish poo, it comes out of a very expensive fish's bottom."
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Richie wins the " how much custard can you hold in your underpants" tournament.
The furry honeypot adventure turns out not to be the porno film that was hoped, but a cartoon with bunny rabbits....and ends up....
Xmas drinks for everyone.
The furry honeypot adventure turns out not to be the porno film that was hoped, but a cartoon with bunny rabbits....and ends up....
Xmas drinks for everyone.
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Disconnecting a gas pipe to cover up stealing next door 's gas supply doesn't end well.
Gas Man " a strange reading from your meter, 000.0000"
Gasman " the kettle on?, how do you heat it?"
Richie" we have our tea cold"
Gas Man " a strange reading from your meter, 000.0000"
Gasman " the kettle on?, how do you heat it?"
Richie" we have our tea cold"
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Richie and Eddie stripped by burglars, a mousetrap placed between their legs, and a note.
Richie. " what does the note say"
Eddie" Sue Carpenter"
Both " mmmm, sexy, OH NO!!"
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Eddie. " our new cocktail, Pernod, Ouzo, marmalade and salt, what shall we call it?"
Eddie " either I've done this crossword wrong or I need a fish starting with X"
Eddie " either I've done this crossword wrong or I need a fish starting with X"
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Richie " I don't think I've got time to grow a beard, HEY THAT'S NOT A BEARD!!"
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