TIMELASH- rated number 1 episode of UFO by The Anorak Zone and I agree.
Below is why, then follows the transcript for the amazing episode TIMELASH
One of the last three episodes to be produced, Timelash was completed between July and August 1970. As this episode, thoughtfully shot by Cyril Frankel, features Straker and Lake trapped inside a "millionth of a second", then it's questionable as to how far the series could have continued once the reality of it has extended into pure sci-fi, however brilliant that pure sci-fi might be.
Considering how the second season of The Outer Limits took out a lawsuit over alleged similarities between an episode and The Terminator, it's somewhat amazing that this episode didn't receive the same fate. The idea of time being slowed almost to a standstill, with characters existing outside of it, is fairly traditional SF gimmickry. But not only are the basic plot similarities between this and the 1965 Outer Limits episode The Premonition so close that it would be very unlikely to be a coincidence, they both even feature the revelation of that "millionth of a second".
It's like leaving a definite fingerprint of the source, very similar to Ray Parker Jr. starting his Ghostbusters theme with a "revving up" sound that also featured at the beginning of Huey Lewis's "I Want A New Drug". Sadly for Parker Jr. he wasn't as lucky as Terence Feely apparently was here, and had to settle out of court.
Yet while the old motto about "genius steals" can cover most of it, what really matters is that Timelash is simply better. Premonition is a dreary, badly-acted episode that was slated on this site as "first class idea, third-rate execution"... whereas Timelash takes that inspired innovation and makes it something very special indeed. Although the villain of the week is just a ranting maniac with little motivation, it scarcely matters... the plot is what drives this one, and all the drama is brought out of this devastating conceit, with it all told as a flashback and the viewers having to wait until they've caught up.
It's superb stuff, though again, as with Reflections in the Water, mention has to be made of the BluRay edition being too good - any scene with Straker fighting is incredibly obvious in its use of stunt doubles when seen under higher definition. Yet such matters can't hold back the full brilliance of this one, or prevent it from taking the top spot
INTERIOR: SHADO CONTROL
It appears to be a relatively quiet day. SEVERAL OPERATIVES, are at their stations, including LT. JOHNSON. COLONEL PAUL FOSTER is standing near-by, observing. He looks rather bored.
LT. BARRY
(On the monitor in front of Lt. Johnson)
Parameter two, okay, strength four. Parameter four, okay, strength five. Parameter six still breaking up. Until you have rectified this, go on using parameter five as a stand-by.
LT. JOHNSON
Right, thank you Moonbase. Over and out.
As the screen over Lt. Johnson's station goes dark, a printer clatters near-by. When it stops printing, FEMALE OPERATIVE 2 tears off the message, crosses the room and hands the paper to Foster. Foster begins to read aloud.
FOSTER
Priority read out, Washington, Commander Straker, SHADO: General MacGruder sends his complements, looks forward to meeting you.
Suddenly, on the upper level, COMMANDER ED STRAKER appears, literally out of nowhere. He is dishevelled and dirty, violently attacking the computer equipment on the upper level with a crowbar.
FOSTER
(alarmed)
Commander, what's wrong?!
Straker does not appear to hear him and continues wrecking the equipment. Foster runs to the upper level and tries to grab him. Foster is shoved away, falls and hits his head on a console.
FOSTER
(to guards)
Stop him!
Two MALE SHADO OPERATIVES come running to stop him. Straker drops the crowbar and fights them off. TWO MORE MALE OPERATIVES run up to grab him. Straker fights them off as well, then he disappears down the hall.
FOSTER
Get after him!
The Operatives pick themselves off the floor and follow Straker to the elevator as Foster picks up a telephone receiver from Johnson's work station.
FOSTER
(to telephone)
Get me studio security.
INTERIOR: MAIN OFFICE-ELEVATOR
The elevator-office is rising. Straker seems tired, anxious, perhaps ill. The elevator's motion stops and the door opens to:
INTERIOR: OUTER OFFICE
MISS EALAND is seated at her desk, typing. She is surprised to see Straker coming out of the elevator. Straker reaches over to the desk and flips a switch. the elevator doors close.
EALAND
Commander Straker!
(pause, then perplexed)
Where did you come from?
STRAKER
Nobody's to come through that door. Nobody! Understand?
Before Miss Ealand can reply, Straker runs out of the office into the :
INTERIOR: STUDIO-OFFICE LOBBY
An AGENT and a young WOMAN are standing in the lobby conversing. The man steps into Straker's path.
AGENT
Oh, Mister Straker...
Both the man and woman appear miffed as Straker shoves the man out of his way.
EXTERIOR: STUDIO OFFICE BUILDING
Straker runs out of the building and across the lawn. A HOVERCRAFT DRIVER is riding a small hover craft across the lawn. Straker runs up to him from behind and pulls him off the vehicle, knocking the man unconscious in the process. Straker grabs the man's wrist and looks at his watch.
CLOSE-UP: WATCH
The watch reads 6:00.
STRAKER seems frightened, drops the wrist and runs on.
INTERIOR:OUTER OFFICE.
Miss Ealand is still seated at her desk, but now she looks indecisive as we hear Foster and the two guards yelling and pounding on the elevator door from the inside.
FOSTER
(angry)
Open the door! Let us through!... Get this door open, Miss Ealand!
EXTERIOR: NEAR WAREHOUSES
Straker is running towards the carpentry shops. A WAREHOUSEMAN is tossing stools to a PARTNER on the back of a truck. Straker pauses, then runs on.
EXTERIOR: OFFICE BUILDING
Foster and the SHADO guards come out of the building. Foster spots the driver-less hover craft.
FOSTER
(pointing to hover craft)
Stop that hover craft.
One of the guards runs over to comply.
EXTERIOR: CARPENTRY SHOP
The TWO WORKMEN notice Straker's arrival and note his disheveled and frightened appearance. They stop work for a moment.
WORKMAN 1
(worried)
Mister Straker, can we do anything?
Instead of answering, Straker runs off, towards the sound stages. The workmen shrug and start working again.
INTERIOR: SOUNDSTAGE
A scene is being filmed. The sets and costumes indicate the Louis XVI era. The DIRECTOR looks harried.
DIRECTOR
Action!
The Actor and Actress on the set begin to move. Straker enters the sound stage from a side door, knocking over some equipment and light stands. The noise startles everyone and they turn to look.
DIRECTOR
(angry)
What's going on?
(sees Straker)
What the blue?... Will you please be quiet, we're shooting.
Straker leaves the way he came and the director turns back to his people.
DIRECTOR
All right everyone, settle down... settle down.
EXTERIOR: STUDIO OFFICE LAWN
The HOVERCRAFT DRIVER has regained consciousness. Foster kneels beside him, questioning him. Two STUDIO GUARDS stand near them. The Studio guards wear dark blue, police-style uniforms.
HOVERCRAFT DRIVER
(perplexed)
He came on me so quick, I never saw him.
Foster spots Straker running across the near parking area towards one of the smaller adjacent office buildings.
FOSTER
There he is, come on!
Foster and the two guards leave the Hover craft Driver and run off, chasing after Straker.
EXTERIOR: PARKING AREA
A miniature motor car is driving in circles in the middle of the parking area. A man wearing a SHADO operative uniform (TURNER) sits in the car, dead. There is blood on the concrete, and several bloody bullet holes in Turner's chest. A semi-automatic machine gun is lying on the pavement in the center of the circle.
STRAKER pauses a few second to watch. He seems ill. Then, Straker runs on towards the smaller building.
FOSTER and the guards come on the car. Foster spots Straker running.
FOSTER
Commander... Commander!
Straker doesn't seem to hear. Foster motions to the car with the dead body.
FOSTER
Stop that thing.
One of the guards runs over, shuts off the motor, and picks up the gun. Foster and the second guard run off after Straker.
FOSTER
This way, come on!
EXTERIOR : SMALL OFFICE BUILDING
Straker has reached the building and climbs the wall ladder to the roof. He is nearly half way up when Foster and the guards reach the building.
FOSTER
Ed!
Straker pauses a moment and looks back at Foster. Straker looks exhausted and it is unclear whether or not he even recognizes Foster. Then, Straker resumes his climb to the roof, Foster and the guards following.
EXTERIOR:BUILDING ROOF
COLONEL VIRGINIA LAKE lies unconscious on the roof. A heavy mortar launcher sits on a stand near-by. Straker runs over to Lake and kneels beside her. He seems very uncertain and hesitates to touch her. He seems confused. Straker doesn't react at all when the two guards come up behind him, grab his arms and pull him to his feet, away from Lake's body. Quickly, Foster checks Straker's pockets and retrieves a hypodermic syringe and an empty drug vial. Straker's expression is totally vacant.
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