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PRESIDENT TRUMP INVITES FOUR HORSEMEN OF APOCALYPSE TO WHITE HOUSE
Trump tweeted;
What's wrong with this? Isn't it better to talk to these guys.
They're a swell bunch of guys who get things done, unlike our namby pamby allies.
Misters, Death, War, Famine and Pestilence assure me they're just misunderstood and have no desire to destroy the world. If they did they'd be out of a job, so why would they?, or do I mean wouldn't they.
A spokesman for the President added, " we realise that associating with skeletal demonic creatures may result in the disintegration of planet Earth, but our core support in Klansville Mississippi think it's a good idea, so that's all that matters"