chainsaw_metal1
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A gentleman was walking down the street when he come upon four young girls, all in their finest dresses. He went up to the first girl and asked, "So what's your name, sweetie?"
"Rose", replied the girl.
"That's a pretty name, why did your parents name you that?"
"Because when I was born, a rose petal fell on my forehead."
He smiled and asked the second girl her name.
"Violet, sir. When I was born, a violet petal fell on my forehead."
He went to the third girl, again inquiring her name.
"Daisy. When I was born, a Daisy petal fell on my forehead."
He finally asked the last little girl, who only grunted and moaned. Finally, her sister stepped in and replied, "I'm sorry, sir. Her name is Cinder Block."
"Rose", replied the girl.
"That's a pretty name, why did your parents name you that?"
"Because when I was born, a rose petal fell on my forehead."
He smiled and asked the second girl her name.
"Violet, sir. When I was born, a violet petal fell on my forehead."
He went to the third girl, again inquiring her name.
"Daisy. When I was born, a Daisy petal fell on my forehead."
He finally asked the last little girl, who only grunted and moaned. Finally, her sister stepped in and replied, "I'm sorry, sir. Her name is Cinder Block."