Review Recently Seen, Part 1 (Feb 2017)

Zelena

Member: Rank 2
bye Madame Bovary. I'll watch All About My Wife instead.
Wise move. You can't go wrong with a fun krom-kom buddy movie. After I wrote that up, I realized that this film has that one thing that I love about all Korean stuff: the wholesomeness. American culture is completely rotten to the core, but most Korean culture has that one-generation-off-the-farm innocence to it, even if it's a murder thriller. Krom-koms are wholesome and sweet and optimistic. All About My Wife is about
a tired married couple getting their groove back on.

I am expecting that Madame Bovary is a zelenian kind of film, but I expect to only like it about on the level of Kaili Blues. Foreign-festival flavored Chinese eye candy.

@ebossert : With a name as awesome as Apocalypse Meow, the movie must be terrible, but thanks for the LOL.
 

plsletitrain

Member: Rank 5
a tired married couple getting their groove back on.
You know my mind is usually in the gutter but how does a tired married couple get their groove back on????? *wide puppy innocent eyes*

LOL okay I'll watch it for myself later, simultaneous with watching 2016 K-drama Moonlight Drawn By the Clouds (I'm on episode 2 now).

And yes, we can all start a million threads of how awesome Apocalypse Meow's title is. I mean, Apocalypse Now who? I laughed so hard after reading ebo's write-up that I will seriously look for it and watch it.
 

Zelena

Member: Rank 2
You know my mind is usually in the gutter but how does a tired married couple get their groove back on?????
Through that magic of Korean-hallyu-love drama!
Speaking of Ji-hyun (no longer calling herself "Gianna" because that whole Hollywood thing didn't work out) Jun.... have you watched The Legend of the Blue Sea yet? I see it's massively popular in Asia. People were talking about her here and I realized I need to get me some Jun.
 

plsletitrain

Member: Rank 5
I'll watch it next. Ugh, I have so many things at my plate. I'll finish this Moonlight drama hopefully by next week (it has 18 episodes gad help me) and then I'll proceed with the Legend of the Blue Sea. My sister's eyes got swollen because of watching it so I hope Jhun Ji-hyun and Lee Min-ho brings that chemistry in my screen or else...................
 

clayton-12

Member: Rank 4
I shouldn't be entirely off topic by mentioning These Final Hours (Zak Hilditch, 2013) here, because it was set in the same location as the third part of Mountains May Depart. I thought it would be fun to see my hometown descend into anarchy and burn, but it actually turned out to be a bit of a downer.
 

divemaster13

Member: Rank 4
Jet Li's Fearless. First time viewing. Follows a well-worn formula, but does it very well. Aim to be the best fighter. Arrogance causes a downfall. Disavow fighting (for a while, anyway). Find yourself while becoming a farmer. Make amends for the past. And then go kick some more ass, but this time for a higher purpose.

Solid 4 / 5.
 
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Daniel Larusso

Member: Rank 3

The Thing from Another World (1951)
It's a fun film, there's enough tension and mystery here, but the alien looked and acted like a wwe wrestler instead of something that isn't from our world. There are only about 2 or 3 encounters with the alien but those moments are good. John Carpenter's remake is much better in every way.
6/10


That's It (2015)
Sogo Ishii's comeback to his roots. The punk rock songs are awesome and the action sequences have so much energy. There's also a few violent scenes and a very fucked up humour.
7/10


Once Upon a Time in the West (1968) - 2nd viewing
Great story, acting and a very emotional score by Morricone. It's slow paced but it looks great and the characters are unique making this film very entertaining. There's also mystery until the end to understand the main character's relation to the villain. Best western ever.
9/10


Hell or High Water (2016)
Didn't care much. The dialogue was very boring sometimes.
5/10


Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956)
Fun.
6/10
 

clayton-12

Member: Rank 4
Cat Sh*t One (aka Apocalypse Meow) ... creates a bizarre mix of practicality and absurdity.
It was played so straight-faced that it was kind of WTF-hard to know what to make of it. If I had to compare it with anything, it would be the TV series Combat!, or the old 5 cent G.I. Combat comicbooks - except with bunny rabbits deftly waddling about.
 

divemaster13

Member: Rank 4
The Raid: Redemption (4 / 5)
The Raid 2 (3.5 / 5)

Both very enjoyable with guns and very impressive martial arts. The sequel suffered just a bit from being overly long and needlessly complex. I keep thinking to myself, "Wait, who is this guy again?" and mentally plugging up the plot holes. But still, it's quite the kick-ass movie. The first one, by comparison, was taut, with really no wasted scenes. It grabs you by the balls in the beginning and doesn't let go until the end. So you don't get much time to sit back and contemplate the plot holes. The hand-to-hand fighting scenes are some of the most intense and well-choreographed I've seen. As for any movie of this ilk, you just have to get over the fact that anyone in real life taking the type of beatings these guys do would be dead or immobile within 30 seconds, but they continue taking it and dishing it out for 10 minutes.
 

Daniel Larusso

Member: Rank 3

After the Storm (2016)
Pretty much what I expected from Hirokazu Koreeda. His characters always feel very human. I didn't like it as much as some of his previous works though.
7/10


Mulholland Dr. (2001) - 2nd viewing
Fantastic experience. Made me feel like a detective trying to put all the pieces together, but in the end it's all about feelings. I have to re-watch Inland Empire soon which used to be my favourite from David Lynch.
9/10


The Night of the Hunter (1955)
Lots of pretty frames and also a good villain, but I wasn't very excited for most of the time (especially in the first half an hour or so).
6/10
 

Zelena

Member: Rank 2
I am Not Madame Bovary (China, 2016)

This movie will bore most people; it's certainly an arthouse flim, and many will stop right there.

The photography here is just extraordinary, and I'm kicking myself for not seeing this in the theater when I had the chance last summer. It uses the conceit of a "circular aspect ratio" for most of the movie, and a square box for the rest of it. This circular thing maybe could have worked well if it was projected on a huge screen, so that it extended to the limit of your peripheral vision. But it just looks like you're watching the film through a little hole you made, curling your index finger up in front of your face. I think the director was trying to "push the boundaries of form" by messing with the aspect ratio like this. Or maybe it's a commentary on the formal limitations of life in China, but there are no answers to that...

... Which leads us to the substance of the film. It's told like a fable, with some guiding narration; Lin Xuelian is a woman who has been wronged by her lout husband, and looks to the court for redress, but doesn't get it. She litigates for years and years, and the movie is about how that process goes down in China. This movie is a deep and thick commentary on "how things go in China" and I found is super interesting on that level. Basically there is a lot going on here, only a small portion of which I understand, but the part I don't understand isn't necessarily interesting -- and this is an exact metaphore for China itself.

Oddly enough it's labeled a "comedy," but it's not funny (with the exception of a few wry observations). You would have to be really Chinese to find this funny, and I suspect 99% of Chinese would find this movie irritating, because they don't like talking about... things... for complex but obvious reasons. I must say, it's the funniest, most romantic, and most entertaining movie about a Poiltburo meeting I've ever watched, and I'm not kidding about that. It's a broad commentary on how the Party and all the levels of government from the highest levels to the local cops try to respond to criticism and problems in a Chinese way. In fact, all of the dialog between government officials is the best part of the film. But much deeper than that, it's about how people try to cope with the hypocrisy that you have to execute as a participant in human society. Like every society, China hangs together with a very complex set of social norms of behavior that everybody sort of understands, but a lot of people fall off the bus and it's moving pretty fast.

What's fascinating is that this as close as it gets to a sharp and biting satire and examination of China's government you will find in China. And the only reason it was allowed to happen is because it doesn't actually criticize the government [Good time to recall: every single film made in China, domestic and foreign, has to submit its script to the government for Approval] -- it just shows what they actually do and think, in a way that seems faintly ridiculous in the context of a movie, but which people find perfectly acceptable on a daily basis. The Party can't ban something for exactly portraying their policies. So, as filmmaking, is this clever and witty and deep, or just pathetic? It's pathetic. But still very interesting. Just like China itself.

As a film, like I said, the photography comes to fore. If you ever watch movies just for the photography, you might want to see this -- the trailer will tell you enough. Personally, as an impassioned-amateur photographer, I was blown away. I learned things.

I'm no fan of the Fan Bing Bing. But they uglied her down and let her just act, and she was more than competent to do the role. @sitenoise has got me thinking that I have to address whether there is any objectionable eating or drinking or smoking or passing gas here... lol.

This is one for the Sinophiles, or if you're even sino-curious on a sociological level, I can recommend it. It's not bad as a movie, and although it's limited in the same way that everything is really limited in China, I would call it a socially significant work. 8.32/10

 
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Zelena

Member: Rank 2
I never really understood how this woman was such a thorn in everybody's side.
It's a commentary on how things go in China: the party very closely studied the collapse of communism in Eastern Europe, and vowed never to let that happen to them. Consequently, they have become really super responsive to citizen complaints, while still trying to quietly crush these whiners. They try to put out these little fires before they go too far. It's really the case that when things escalate to the point where higher level officials have to hear about it, they throw lower level officials under the bus, with aplomb. And that doesn't stop anybody from trying to get on the power-ladder. China is a real meatgrinder.
 

sitenoise

Member: Rank 5
I got that, but after showing her get in front of one guy's car they only talked about her being a thorn. Never showed how she was. If it was just filing papers, being turned down and sent home, that's not too bad.

I was hoping you'd delineate the actual story of her and her husband. I thought that was a great little Chinese twister story, twisted up again at the end in widescreen.
 

plsletitrain

Member: Rank 5
@Zelena
Sorry I just had to inject this, no need to reply so as not to cut your Madame Bovary discussion but I'm watching All About My Wife now and I'm still on the first parts and this is just so funny!!!
 

Zelena

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I got that, but after showing her get in front of one guy's car they only talked about her being a thorn. Never showed how she was. If it was just filing papers, being turned down and sent home, that's not too bad.

I was hoping you'd delineate the actual story of her and her husband. I thought that was a great little Chinese twister story, twisted up again at the end in widescreen.
If I understood right, she was still filing lawsuits and showing up and the National People's Congress every year up until the whole elopement thing with Datao, ten years running. So she was like a public embarrassment to the party. Obviously they could have just slapped her in a gulag on some trumped-up charge at any point, but that's not how China works. They try to intimidate, pressure, and manipulate people into submission, so that the punishment doesn't become the topic of chattering.

Yeah as far as the plot, I just wasn't really as focused on that... the way it was all introduced made it clear it was a fable, so I was keyed to look for the moral-instruction subplot. As far the ending --spoilers ahead-- I was kind of ambivalent. I was a good twist, yeah, but this was made in 2016 and she says "couldn't have two children at that time." Well, the one-child policy was dropped in 2015. I wonder if they scratched out and modified the script while they were shooting. It struck me as kind of a cheap play to public opinion, although sure, it was good cinema. I wasn't all-in on this film on a connecting with character level. But that last scene was beautifully shot and acted and written.
 

plsletitrain

Member: Rank 5
All About My Wife

@Zelena, I re-read your review and I think you put it well perfectly.

I can't remember the last time I laughed so hard while watching a movie. It was, in your words, fine example of Korean humor, which is I think very spot-on as we've all agreed that Koreans almost always pulls off this Krom-kom thing perfectly.

I was laughing very hard especially with Lim Soo-Jeong and her annoying mouth. The first parts were really ROTFLOL for me. Took me awhile to realize I was laughing at a mirror of myself mjeyds.gif (kinda). lol. I have some erm, indifference towards farting scenes in movies, especially if its a woman in her panties doing that, but I still laughed at that scene. And then, the poor husband who can't speak a thing. Bwahahahahahaha! And Sung-ki (the Don Juan) was just...... so loveable. The sexual references were funny and witty..great dialogue whoever wrote them. I still can't get over that, "Can I milk you???" And then the face of the cow was shown! And then his ballet hands execution! :emoji_joy: We could all start a million posts on the funny dialogues/scenes on this one.

This is a wonderful movie made to be watched by a group of wives in order to check upon themselves if they've been annoying enough for their husbands to consider divorce and a group of husbands to check upon themselves if they've been too cold and dry for their wives to feel unloved. Or yeah, for unmarried ones to consider if they still want to get married. lol.

Light-hearted, fun fun movie. I love it!
 

Zelena

Member: Rank 2
All About My Wife

Took me awhile to realize I was laughing at a mirror of myself View attachment 255 (kinda). lol.
Iknowrite? I was like, um, oops, yeah that's me.
This is a wonderful movie made to be watched by a group of wives in order to check upon themselves if they've been annoying enough for their husbands to consider divorce and a group of husbands to check upon themselves if they've been too cold and dry for their wives to feel unloved. Or yeah, for unmarried ones to consider if they still want to get married. lol.
Bang-on.

My favorite line was when the husband was complaining to his coworkers, "I can't even eat. I have to eat on the toilet, or even when we're doing it!" and the one guy says to the other "Have you ever tried that?" and he deadpans "We had yogurt once." I was dying. That line is just so damn Korean, and I can't explain why. Even their sex jokes are wholesome.
 

Daniel Larusso

Member: Rank 3

The Thing (1982) - 3rd viewing
Great atmosphere. The fact that the alien is able to take the form of anything it comes in contact with is what make this film so great. You can feel all the fear and paranoia going on inside the characters' minds, it left me thinking who I could really trust. But I always felt safe with Kurt Russell, he is such a badass. Part of the charm of this film also comes from the use of practical effects which look more horrifying than any cgi can ever look. The score really adds to the mood of this film, it's simple yet so mysterious. I keep forgetting that it was composed by Ennio Morricone and not by John Carpenter. I used to love these John Carpenter/ Kurt Russel colaborations in highschool, but this is the only film that I keep coming back to re-watch. There are many comparisons between this film and Alien, but I prefer this one as it is more fast-paced and entertaining.
9/10


Everest (2015)
The scenes in which the characters are climbing the Everest look amazing. I didn't like the rest of the film as much.
6/10
 

sitenoise

Member: Rank 5
@sitenoise has got me thinking that I have to address whether there is any objectionable eating or drinking or smoking or passing gas here... lol.
You're in New York. Ask some of your actor friends what they think of gimmick acting. It's something I heard about from a theater director years and years ago. He said it was something bad actors do, as a crutch.

Something like ... it's an unconscious act that looks stupid when done consciously. Like having sex. I can't escape it. It's true, with apology exceptions to Brad Pitt.
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