Doctor Omega
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CASTROVALVA
Fidel Castro enters hospital to undergo emergency surgery. Apparently, he must have a damaged heart valve replaced. In Spanish, this is called a CASTROVALVA. Unfortunately, during the delicate surgery, he suffers from a severe recursive occlusion that causes him to repeat himself over and over again. Due to this, he must resign from the presidency of Cuba and spend the rest of his life drinking piña coladas on the beach whilst watching the gloriously gorgeous sunsets that Cuba has… Poor guy.
Meanwhile, the new Doctor, Peter Davison, arrives nearby. However, upon hearing a couple of beach goers talking about “the beard”, he flees in terror, thinking that the Master is still after him. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
ant-mac
FOUR TO DOOMSDAY
With his having watched the first Davison story, another memorandum from the sixth floor now arrives on the set.
Four seasons to improve.
Then that's it.
KINDA
Lingers.
A BBC strike results in four episodes of Not the Nine O clock News replacing Davision's next story.
Rowan Atkinson is praised for his non-portrayal of the Doctor.
THE VISITATION
The sixth floor pops down to the set while a story is being filmed.
Disparaging memos about celery and rubbish costumes soon follow, but JNT has got his blinkers on, still too busy saying "Stay tuned!" and chasing Barkers to hear the cloister bell going off.
BLACK ORCHID
An extremely embarrassing story in retrospect and one that the BBC have washed their hands of.
Even Gene Rodenberry called it apocryphal and said it was not part of the Trek canon, until somebody explained to him quietly that it was not part of the Trek canon anyway.
So what caused all this fuss?
Well, at the time JNT was making a big noise on the convention circuit about the new companion he was going to be introducing called Orchid, who would be the Doctor's first ever black companion.
JNT couldn't leave it there with his boasting and insisted that Saward actually put the word "black" in the title, showing off his p.c. credentials to a cringeworthy degree.
The fact that the character of Orchid was a plant, much like Meglos, was played by Beryl Reid and could barely move a centimetre did not help matters one whit.
This is one of a number of stories that Phillip Morris is hoping to lose in the near future.
EARTHSHOCK
The Tardis has landed.
They are on Earth.
Everybody is shocked.
Which is stupid really, but the scripts were like that then.
After buying some Blackpool rock and having some chips in a seaside cafe they depart, leaving Adric with some sailors who say that they will take good care of him.
The credits were silent on this story because they forgot to put the music on.
TIME-FLIGHT
An incredible Doctor Who story by Peter Grimwade, left on the bookshelf for a couple of years to gather dust. When Heathrow Airport passengers get lost in the Prehistoric Times dark ages all personnel immediately think it has to do with complete lack of security at the place. The Doctor arrives to tell everyone this is The Master's doing and with the help of some gay (very happy of course) plane crew they all travel back in time to locate the missing passengers so they don't miss their luggage arrivals. The Master meanwhile has disguised himself as a strange old hermit who stays in character even when no one is around (talk about method acting). The Doctor finds out The Master has secretly been working on a plot to destroy Heathrow with the help of their arch nemesis Gatwick Airport. Things can't get any worse when Adric appears and scares Tegan and Nyssa with his bad acting. Something about a contract...Will this nightmare ever end? The story ends with The Master being run over by the plane wheels as it takes off. Everyone is safe for now but the clock is still ticking. The Doctor decides to treat himself by jettisoning Tegan.
Will the passengers locate their luggage at Terminal 1? Will Tegan take that trip to Amsterdam to try out a new career working the streets? There's only room for one airport, which is it gonna be?
Pt86
ARC OF INFINITY
Tegan hoping to settle in her new role working the streets of Amsterdam discovers her cousin Colin has been sleeping with his friend Robin in a crypt. It turns out Robin's real name is Frank Spencer Jr. Frank delivers a creepy message to Tegan, "he won't be coming". He's kidnapped Colin and brought him before the Doctor's old nemesis Omega 3. The Doctor and Nyssa captured by the Gallifreyan High Council want The Castellan to try the mind probe. Can The Doctor save Tegan and her cousin while avoiding the Timelords, Frank Jr, Colin Baker who wants The Doctor's job as well as Omega 3 even though Omega 3 is supposed to be good for you. In small doses he is...in large doses he's...again, again, again ad nauseum!
Pt86
SNAKEDANCE
Is there really anything else I need to say?
I mean the jokes tell themselves.
Which saves me a lot of effort.
SNAKEDANCE... Heh, heh, heh...
Classic.
ant-mac
MAYWDRYN UNDEAD
The Tardis crew end up in the welsh village of Mawdryn Undead.
Nothing happens.
TERMINUS
In the unmade sequel, Terminus II: Judgment Day a now buff, kick-ass Nyssa leads the Terminus crew to victory against an evil cyborg sent by the company in retaliation for the Vanir rebellion.
AARON CAPEN BANNEN
Enlightenment
Actor Peter Davison has second thoughts, and chooses to reconsider his decision about leaving the series..
ACB
The King's Demons
In a deleted sequence from the ending, Kamelion decides to keep out of trouble by disguising himself as the hat stand, which works well for a while...
The Five Doctors
When Tom Baker decided not to reprise his role as the fourth Doctor, actor Colin Baker(Commander Maxil) showed up to fill in, thinking that one actor named Baker was much like another, but the production crew thought otherwise, and he was sent home quite disappointed...
Warriors Of The Deep
This troubled production was originally made more chaotic when angry fans left their school-sponsored BBC tour and cried out:
The continuity is all wrong, Silurians would never call their aquatic cousins the Sea Devils, Sea Devils, they're Eocenes!
&
What are you waiting for, use the bloody hexachromite gas on those invading reptiles!
Warriors of the Deep
The annual Doctor Who Christmas special in which the crew go all out for laughs and have the main enemy as a pantomime lizard monster with a bizarre karate kicking............no sorry guys it can't be done. It is literally impossible to think of anything more ridiculous for this episode than what actually happened
CULFY
The Awakening
Once again, the BBC was beset with angry letters from some viewers upset that a perfectly good church was destroyed to film a TV series.
ACB
Frontios
In another deleted sequence involving Kamelion, which did indeed reveal itself as the hat stand, saying "Hello everyone!" much to the colonists' surprise.
ACB
Resurrection Of The Daleks
Originally, the story was even more complicated when the Cybermen showed up too with their plan to kidnap Davros and use his genius in helping them conquer the Earth, but this even made writer Eric Saward too confused in his mind, and it was scrapped.
A pity really...
ACB
Planet Of Fire
In an alternate ending, as the Master was emerging to full size in the Nusmiton flame, he was to start singing his personalized version of the song Let It Go, which proved to be most ironic with the last lines being "Here I stand! and here I stay! My storm rages on, and I never did mind the heat anyway!... Wow that's hot!"
The Caves Of Androzani
Originally, the enemy was not to be Sharez Jek, but Commander Maxil, who had fled Gallifrey after going insane, but upon seeing the Doctor once again in his midst plotted to kidnap Peri and kill him. Sadly, actor Colin Baker took his role too seriously and really did try and kill Peter Davison, but once again failed, and was dragged off to an insane asylum, screaming how he'll be the Doctor one day! Instead, Colin was considered a prime candidate for a radical new virtual reality therapy where he was allowed to live out his fantasy of being the Doctor, and was heard saying, "I'm the Doctor now, whether you like it or not, and I'll fight Cybermen, Sontarans, the Master, Daleks, and will be the greatest ever!"
Peter Davison, having decided not to leave the show after all, continued on playing the fifth Doctor with Nicola Bryant at his side as Peri...
ACB
Fidel Castro enters hospital to undergo emergency surgery. Apparently, he must have a damaged heart valve replaced. In Spanish, this is called a CASTROVALVA. Unfortunately, during the delicate surgery, he suffers from a severe recursive occlusion that causes him to repeat himself over and over again. Due to this, he must resign from the presidency of Cuba and spend the rest of his life drinking piña coladas on the beach whilst watching the gloriously gorgeous sunsets that Cuba has… Poor guy.
Meanwhile, the new Doctor, Peter Davison, arrives nearby. However, upon hearing a couple of beach goers talking about “the beard”, he flees in terror, thinking that the Master is still after him. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
ant-mac
FOUR TO DOOMSDAY
With his having watched the first Davison story, another memorandum from the sixth floor now arrives on the set.
Four seasons to improve.
Then that's it.
KINDA
Lingers.
A BBC strike results in four episodes of Not the Nine O clock News replacing Davision's next story.
Rowan Atkinson is praised for his non-portrayal of the Doctor.
THE VISITATION
The sixth floor pops down to the set while a story is being filmed.
Disparaging memos about celery and rubbish costumes soon follow, but JNT has got his blinkers on, still too busy saying "Stay tuned!" and chasing Barkers to hear the cloister bell going off.
BLACK ORCHID
An extremely embarrassing story in retrospect and one that the BBC have washed their hands of.
Even Gene Rodenberry called it apocryphal and said it was not part of the Trek canon, until somebody explained to him quietly that it was not part of the Trek canon anyway.
So what caused all this fuss?
Well, at the time JNT was making a big noise on the convention circuit about the new companion he was going to be introducing called Orchid, who would be the Doctor's first ever black companion.
JNT couldn't leave it there with his boasting and insisted that Saward actually put the word "black" in the title, showing off his p.c. credentials to a cringeworthy degree.
The fact that the character of Orchid was a plant, much like Meglos, was played by Beryl Reid and could barely move a centimetre did not help matters one whit.
This is one of a number of stories that Phillip Morris is hoping to lose in the near future.
EARTHSHOCK
The Tardis has landed.
They are on Earth.
Everybody is shocked.
Which is stupid really, but the scripts were like that then.
After buying some Blackpool rock and having some chips in a seaside cafe they depart, leaving Adric with some sailors who say that they will take good care of him.
The credits were silent on this story because they forgot to put the music on.
TIME-FLIGHT
An incredible Doctor Who story by Peter Grimwade, left on the bookshelf for a couple of years to gather dust. When Heathrow Airport passengers get lost in the Prehistoric Times dark ages all personnel immediately think it has to do with complete lack of security at the place. The Doctor arrives to tell everyone this is The Master's doing and with the help of some gay (very happy of course) plane crew they all travel back in time to locate the missing passengers so they don't miss their luggage arrivals. The Master meanwhile has disguised himself as a strange old hermit who stays in character even when no one is around (talk about method acting). The Doctor finds out The Master has secretly been working on a plot to destroy Heathrow with the help of their arch nemesis Gatwick Airport. Things can't get any worse when Adric appears and scares Tegan and Nyssa with his bad acting. Something about a contract...Will this nightmare ever end? The story ends with The Master being run over by the plane wheels as it takes off. Everyone is safe for now but the clock is still ticking. The Doctor decides to treat himself by jettisoning Tegan.
Will the passengers locate their luggage at Terminal 1? Will Tegan take that trip to Amsterdam to try out a new career working the streets? There's only room for one airport, which is it gonna be?
Pt86
ARC OF INFINITY
Tegan hoping to settle in her new role working the streets of Amsterdam discovers her cousin Colin has been sleeping with his friend Robin in a crypt. It turns out Robin's real name is Frank Spencer Jr. Frank delivers a creepy message to Tegan, "he won't be coming". He's kidnapped Colin and brought him before the Doctor's old nemesis Omega 3. The Doctor and Nyssa captured by the Gallifreyan High Council want The Castellan to try the mind probe. Can The Doctor save Tegan and her cousin while avoiding the Timelords, Frank Jr, Colin Baker who wants The Doctor's job as well as Omega 3 even though Omega 3 is supposed to be good for you. In small doses he is...in large doses he's...again, again, again ad nauseum!
Pt86
SNAKEDANCE
Is there really anything else I need to say?
I mean the jokes tell themselves.
Which saves me a lot of effort.
SNAKEDANCE... Heh, heh, heh...
Classic.
ant-mac
MAYWDRYN UNDEAD
The Tardis crew end up in the welsh village of Mawdryn Undead.
Nothing happens.
TERMINUS
In the unmade sequel, Terminus II: Judgment Day a now buff, kick-ass Nyssa leads the Terminus crew to victory against an evil cyborg sent by the company in retaliation for the Vanir rebellion.
AARON CAPEN BANNEN
Enlightenment
Actor Peter Davison has second thoughts, and chooses to reconsider his decision about leaving the series..
ACB
The King's Demons
In a deleted sequence from the ending, Kamelion decides to keep out of trouble by disguising himself as the hat stand, which works well for a while...
The Five Doctors
When Tom Baker decided not to reprise his role as the fourth Doctor, actor Colin Baker(Commander Maxil) showed up to fill in, thinking that one actor named Baker was much like another, but the production crew thought otherwise, and he was sent home quite disappointed...
Warriors Of The Deep
This troubled production was originally made more chaotic when angry fans left their school-sponsored BBC tour and cried out:
The continuity is all wrong, Silurians would never call their aquatic cousins the Sea Devils, Sea Devils, they're Eocenes!
&
What are you waiting for, use the bloody hexachromite gas on those invading reptiles!
Warriors of the Deep
The annual Doctor Who Christmas special in which the crew go all out for laughs and have the main enemy as a pantomime lizard monster with a bizarre karate kicking............no sorry guys it can't be done. It is literally impossible to think of anything more ridiculous for this episode than what actually happened
CULFY
The Awakening
Once again, the BBC was beset with angry letters from some viewers upset that a perfectly good church was destroyed to film a TV series.
ACB
Frontios
In another deleted sequence involving Kamelion, which did indeed reveal itself as the hat stand, saying "Hello everyone!" much to the colonists' surprise.
ACB
Resurrection Of The Daleks
Originally, the story was even more complicated when the Cybermen showed up too with their plan to kidnap Davros and use his genius in helping them conquer the Earth, but this even made writer Eric Saward too confused in his mind, and it was scrapped.
A pity really...
ACB
Planet Of Fire
In an alternate ending, as the Master was emerging to full size in the Nusmiton flame, he was to start singing his personalized version of the song Let It Go, which proved to be most ironic with the last lines being "Here I stand! and here I stay! My storm rages on, and I never did mind the heat anyway!... Wow that's hot!"
The Caves Of Androzani
Originally, the enemy was not to be Sharez Jek, but Commander Maxil, who had fled Gallifrey after going insane, but upon seeing the Doctor once again in his midst plotted to kidnap Peri and kill him. Sadly, actor Colin Baker took his role too seriously and really did try and kill Peter Davison, but once again failed, and was dragged off to an insane asylum, screaming how he'll be the Doctor one day! Instead, Colin was considered a prime candidate for a radical new virtual reality therapy where he was allowed to live out his fantasy of being the Doctor, and was heard saying, "I'm the Doctor now, whether you like it or not, and I'll fight Cybermen, Sontarans, the Master, Daleks, and will be the greatest ever!"
Peter Davison, having decided not to leave the show after all, continued on playing the fifth Doctor with Nicola Bryant at his side as Peri...
ACB
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