Catweazle is in the woods, crouching down sharpening his knife Adamcos on a stone,satisfied he stands.
CW " now Adamcos even thistledown will fall to thy blade."
He puts blade back in its sheath around his neck. Then picks up a telephone receiver he acquired recently at the local vicarage (ep 7), he cut the cable not of course understanding how it works.
CW " oh great Mother Tannit, I invoke thee, come magic telling bone summon the voices"
He puts receiver up to ear.
CW " are you there spirits, are you there. Nothing works.....spirits I charge thee, speak to Catweazle Master of the secret path."
Suddenly he hears a male voice,
Voice "thou shall die Norman dog."
Catweazle spins round, the voice is coming from a little way away in the woods.
He runs and stops in amazement , two armoured soldiers are sword fighting, an ancient Brit and a Norman. Catweazle flees in terror, not noticing Adamcos has fallen from his neck.
The soldiers stop,
Andrew, " easy Fred you almost had my fingers then."
F " I'm sorry."
A few yards behind them is Hexwood farmhand Sam at his vintage car.
S " stop fooling around, come over here and give us a hand."
A " what's wrong then?"
S " can't work it out"
F " we're going to be late for the rehearsal."
Catweazle has arrived back in the clearing where his water tank home Castle Saburac is located.
CW (anguished) " my brain burns! Where am I? The past and present are one "
Andrew is using the crank handle trying to get Sam's vintage car going,
S " no I reckon she's had it."
A " what are we going to do?"
S " walk I suppose."
A " what! Five miles!"
Carrot arrives at Castle Saburac and sees Catweazle climbing down into it.
Catweazle inside takes telephone receiver from robe pocket,
CW " cursed telling bone thou has brought Normans to torment me."
He throws receiver away in disgust, then hears Carrot climbing up ladder,
CW " someone comes, tis the boy, hurry Nettleface lest the Normans see thee "
Carrot is puzzled as he climbs into tank.
C" what d'you say?"
CW " they are all around us "
C " who are?"
CW " the Normans, thy telling bone has conjured them."
C " don't start that again, listen Catweazle for once and for all, you're in the 20th century."
CW " but I saw Normans I swear it."
C " you couldn't have"
CW " I swear it by Adamcos."
Catweazle reaches for his knife, but it's gone. He wails and simpers,
C " what's wrong?"
CW " Adamcos it's gone!!"
C " you probably dropped it somewhere."
CW ( anguished) "does thou not know, does thou not understand, without Adamcos I shall die!"
C " what?!"
CW " it holds the power of life, already my blood turns cold."
C" that's because you haven't enough on."
CW " by sunset I shall be no more."
C "never heard anything so daft. Where did you have it last?"
CW " where I saw Normans."
C " alright c'mon let's go and find it."
CW " what about the Normans?"
C " if you say that word once more I'll crown you."
CW ( amused) " crown me?"
Carrot climbs up ladder to hatch,
C "come on."
CW " now Adamcos even thistledown will fall to thy blade."
He puts blade back in its sheath around his neck. Then picks up a telephone receiver he acquired recently at the local vicarage (ep 7), he cut the cable not of course understanding how it works.
CW " oh great Mother Tannit, I invoke thee, come magic telling bone summon the voices"
He puts receiver up to ear.
CW " are you there spirits, are you there. Nothing works.....spirits I charge thee, speak to Catweazle Master of the secret path."
Suddenly he hears a male voice,
Voice "thou shall die Norman dog."
Catweazle spins round, the voice is coming from a little way away in the woods.
He runs and stops in amazement , two armoured soldiers are sword fighting, an ancient Brit and a Norman. Catweazle flees in terror, not noticing Adamcos has fallen from his neck.
The soldiers stop,
Andrew, " easy Fred you almost had my fingers then."
F " I'm sorry."
A few yards behind them is Hexwood farmhand Sam at his vintage car.
S " stop fooling around, come over here and give us a hand."
A " what's wrong then?"
S " can't work it out"
F " we're going to be late for the rehearsal."
Catweazle has arrived back in the clearing where his water tank home Castle Saburac is located.
CW (anguished) " my brain burns! Where am I? The past and present are one "
Andrew is using the crank handle trying to get Sam's vintage car going,
S " no I reckon she's had it."
A " what are we going to do?"
S " walk I suppose."
A " what! Five miles!"
Carrot arrives at Castle Saburac and sees Catweazle climbing down into it.
Catweazle inside takes telephone receiver from robe pocket,
CW " cursed telling bone thou has brought Normans to torment me."
He throws receiver away in disgust, then hears Carrot climbing up ladder,
CW " someone comes, tis the boy, hurry Nettleface lest the Normans see thee "
Carrot is puzzled as he climbs into tank.
C" what d'you say?"
CW " they are all around us "
C " who are?"
CW " the Normans, thy telling bone has conjured them."
C " don't start that again, listen Catweazle for once and for all, you're in the 20th century."
CW " but I saw Normans I swear it."
C " you couldn't have"
CW " I swear it by Adamcos."
Catweazle reaches for his knife, but it's gone. He wails and simpers,
C " what's wrong?"
CW " Adamcos it's gone!!"
C " you probably dropped it somewhere."
CW ( anguished) "does thou not know, does thou not understand, without Adamcos I shall die!"
C " what?!"
CW " it holds the power of life, already my blood turns cold."
C" that's because you haven't enough on."
CW " by sunset I shall be no more."
C "never heard anything so daft. Where did you have it last?"
CW " where I saw Normans."
C " alright c'mon let's go and find it."
CW " what about the Normans?"
C " if you say that word once more I'll crown you."
CW ( amused) " crown me?"
Carrot climbs up ladder to hatch,
C "come on."
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