Fun A, B, C's Of Film Titles

[chainsaw_metal1]

P - Psycho

The heartwarming story of a boy and his mother. Also, he's batshit crazy, and kills a woman after she gives him an erection. As you do.

 

[ant-mac]

The heartwarming story of a boy and his mother. Also, he's batshit crazy, and kills a woman after she gives him an erection. As you do.

Bah! Sounds just like your average modern filmmaker attempting to appeal to all those SJWs. I bet the only reason they made it a story about an animal-stuffing, cross-dressing, psychotic serial killer and voyeuristic virgin with mummy issues, who also hears voices in his head was so they could tick all the boxes... Bloody typical!

Q - Q PLANES (1942)

WWII thriller.

 

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R - Rope

Hitchcock film that shows two young men kill their classmate in the first five minutes of the movie. What the hell, is this Memento? Are we doing non-linear storytelling now? It does bring up a great idea, which is that we should be able to kill those who serve no purpose in society.

 

[ant-mac]

Hitchcock film that shows two young men kill their classmate in the first five minutes of the movie. What the hell, is this Memento? Are we doing non-linear storytelling now? It does bring up a great idea, which is that we should be able to kill those who serve no purpose in society.

I'd leave the ones who are harmless alone. I'd only go after the ones who fuck it up for everyone else.

SCARFACE (1983)

Say hello to my little friend...

No dick jokes!

 

[chainsaw_metal1]

T - Tall Tale (1995)

A young boy runs away and finds himself in the company of fictional characters from the old west, probably while under the influence of some bad peyote he gets from some crazy Indian chick he met at Coachella. Or something.

 

[ant-mac]

UNTHINKABLE (2009)

No, this is not the story of how Donald Trump became POTUS.

Oliver Stone hasn't made that film yet.

 

[chainsaw_metal1]

V - V For Vendetta (2005)

Agent Smith and Padme Amidala take on The War Doctor. Internet culture becomes confused about what Guy Fawkes actually stood for.

 

[ant-mac]

Agent Smith and Padme Amidala take on The War Doctor. Internet culture becomes confused about what Guy Fawkes actually stood for.

Well, it either had something to do with changing the monarchy in the hope of bringing about more religious freedoms, or it was a practical joke by a bunch of drunken frat boys... Of course, anything that causes politicians to suffer is basically a good idea in my opinion.

WATERSHIP DOWN (1978)

The story of a bunch of cute little bunnies who turn out to be vicious killers... Hugh Heffner be warned.

 

[duzit]

X ~ XX XY (2003)

A tale about a trio.

 

[ant-mac]

Y - THE YOUNG LIONS (1958)

WWII film with Marlon Brando.

 

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Z ~ ZERO DARK THIRTY (2012)

For a decade, an elite team of intelligence and military operatives, working in secret across the globe, devoted themselves to a single goal: to find and eliminate Osama bin Laden.

 

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A ~ A COUNTRY CALLED HOME (2016)

A story of a young woman who learns that her estranged alcoholic father has died.

 

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B - Breakfast Club, The

Five completely unconnected students all end up in Saturday detention for various infractions. The group end up bonding, but by the end, still aren't really friends. It's actually a pretty good look at high school social groups and the various pressures put on teens of all calls of life.

 

[ant-mac]

C - CARRY ON SERGEANT (1958)

William Hartnell - the first Doctor - stars in the first CARRY ON film.

 

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D ~ DANNY SAYS (2016)

A documentary on the life and times of Danny Fields.

 

[ant-mac]

E - EMPEROR OF THE NORTH (1973)

Classic action film, starring Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine and Keith Carradine.

AKA EMPEROR OF THE NORTH POLE.

 

[chainsaw_metal1]

F - Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016)

A non-prequel prequel to the Harry Potter films. I just saw it tonight for the first time, and thoroughly enjoyed it. The case is superb, and they kept the feel of the wizarding world of the original films, just set in America. And it's not so American that it reeks of BS Americana. Or urine soaked politicians.

(I was torn between this and F*** My MILF A**)

 

[ant-mac]

(I was torn between this and F*** My MILF A**)

Oh, did you decide to skip CUM ON MY HAIRY PUSSY 5 (2007)?

G - GLORY (1989)

I'm not sure if this is set in the morning or not.

 

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H - Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone (2001)

An boy is abused by his family and imagines that he's a wizard in a castle. After eight films, it's revealed he made the whole thing up, as he stares into a snow globe.

 

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I - IDIOCRACY (2006)

A film set in a dystopian society where advertising, commercialism and cultural anti-intellectualism have run rampant. It is also devoid of intellectual curiosity, social responsibility and coherent notions of justice and Human rights. The film is set 500 years in the future, but we all know that in reality, this set of circumstances didn't take that long to come to pass.