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Back at Kate's place, she and Toast are in bed, having full sex. K " aarrgh, yes, yes oohh," T " oh wow, yes, arrgh,, you don't mind I'm wearing my sports vest?" K " no, aarrhh, give it to me, oh yes" Suddenly Toast stops, looks over at Deepa sitting staring at them. K " what's the matter...

In " The Colonial" drinking club Toast is chatting to a young Indian lady. T " it was embarrassing really, but Hooberman promised not to tell Jane" Girl " who is Jane exactly?" T " she's my agent" Girl " so you're some sort of actor" T " not some sort of actor, I am an actor ,Steven Toast" K "...

Toast is in the back of a parked car with Brooke Hooberman, a theatrical agent, hard faced indeed, she has over botoxed her face, and she has no facial muscle movement at all, and speaks without moving her lips. BH " there's always openings in Hollywood for British actors, chauffeurs, butlers...

At his home he shares with Ed Howser-Black, Toast is in the kitchen busy at his laptop as Ed in dressing gown comes in. Ed notices on the laptop screen - Another Wife For Henry by Paloma Toast. Ed " what's this file Toast?" T " my new novel Ed" Ed " using a nom de plume?" T " yes, I've been...

In Wardour Street, central London , Toast is in the office of his agent, Jane Plough. On the wall she has a framed photo of all her clients including Toast. She has a new photo to hang up, actress Sookie Houseboat, a brunette thirty something. T " Sookie Houseboat?" J " yes, just come on board...

Toast is in Scramble Studios doing a voice over, his voice often used in radio ads or as a Sat Nav guide voice. He sits in a soundproof studio, headphones on, the staff look on from behind glass. Toast ( into mic) " the new TS4, it's the car that literally goes verooooom" The studio head honcho...

Background: Steven Toast , an actor, and not a very good one desperately continues to look for work. His agent is the neurotic Jane Plough, he resides as a lodger with fellow actor Ed Howser- Black and often has to do voice over work in the nearby Scramble Studios, close to his home in central...

Bonny Langford sketch.

Oh My Heart - Collapse Into Now '11

The full Frankie Boyle- warning - bad taste abounds.

Supernatural Superserious - Accelerate '08

Leaving New York - Around The Sun '04

Imitation Of Life - Reveal ''01