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14. Marooned. Lister and Rimmer are marooned on a snow bound planet, with the only food dog food and a pot noodle, so obviously it's the dog food eaten first . Kryten and the Cat search for them as Lister and Rimmer in a desperate situation learn about each other more which isn't necessarily a...

Series 3. 13. Backwards. Lister does give birth to twins, but the boys cannot physically exist in this universe so are returned to the opposite one. Holly falling in love with the computer in the other universe, Hilly, now changes persona to become a version of that Computer ie.Holly now has a...

12. Parallel Universe. The Holly Hop Drive instead of getting them home instantly as Holly promised, flips them into a parallel universe. There they meet another Red Dwarf and crew, but are opposite to them gender wise. A female Lister and Rimmer, and a Dog person instead of Cat. Lister and...

11. Queeg. Holly the senile computer almost kills Dave Lister when he was repairing the hologram simulation suite by wrongly instructing him, and the crew curse his incompetence. The back up computer Queeg 500 comes on-line to take charge. Holly is relieved of duty, but Queeg is a workaholic...

10. Stasis Leak. Lister is reading Rimmer's diary written 3 million years ago before his death and is puzzled by an entry. Rimmer wrote that after recovering from eating magic mushrooms he saw a version of himself talking about coming from the future to rescue him from impending disaster. Could...

9. Thanks For The Memory. The crew wake up and have lost a few days memory and the Cat and Lister have plaster casts on broken feet. Why? The black box recorder reveals the truth, a party to celebrate Rimmer's death day went wrong .

8. Better Than Life. The Red Dwarf crew enter virtual reality to play the game , Better Than Life, where you can live out your dreams. Unfortunately Rimmer's mind is in a state and contaminates the game.

Series 2. 7. Kryten First alien contact and it turns out to be the android version of Norman Bates. An android serving his crew on a crashed ship, but the crew are all dead, as Rimmer says, there's less meat on them than a chicken McNugget. Kryten the android , or mechanoid as he terms himself...

6. Me 2 OMG there are two hologram versions of Rimmer now. Rimmer 1 moves in Rimmer 2, and leaves Lister to his own bunk and sloppiness while Rimmer is in heaven living with himself. But the two Rimmers fall out. Lister is fed up with their constant bickering and gets Holly to erase one of them...

5. Confidence And Paranoia. Lister is struck down with a virus, that makes his dreams solid and real. Two characters appear created by the virus, Lister's confidence and paranoia. Who will he listen to? " Confidence " urges Lister to find the hologram disc of Kochanski that Rimmer has hidden...

4. Waiting For God. What became of all the other Cat people? There is an old cat man still alive in the hold, and Lister discovers he was seen as their God and they all left after a war about donut hats. Meanwhile a Space pod found drifting is taken aboard. Does it contain an alien ,can they...

3. Balance Of Power Christine Kochanski love interest of Lister is now dead of course, but Lister would like Holly to bring her back as a hologram. That means turning Rimmer off! No chance as Rimmer is his superior officer, even though they're 3 million years in the future , Rimmer is holding...

2. Future Echoes Lister is going into suspended animation again for the journey home, much to Rimmer's annoyance. Then before that can happen Rimmer sees Lister blown apart in an explosion in the drive room. It's a future echo , a vision of the future because of the ship's approach to light...

Series 1. 1. The End. On board the Jupiter Mining Vessel Red Dwarf is among the 100's of souls Dave Lister, Liverpudlian , a slob, and a lowly grease monkey. Lister smuggles aboard a pet cat, and hides it away. The Captain finds out and Lister is given the choice; either hand the cat over or...

Zukalis , youtuber, puts together some great vids using B7. SCI FI assassin also posts b7 music vids.

In Rigsby's room he notices his cat Vienna on the table nibbling at the salmon sandwiches. R " get off you flea bitten monster, don't you have enough to eat" The cat scarpers. R " how can I give them to the mayor when you've been at them. Still he's not to know, must remember to keep off the...

The door of Seymour's flat opens, Seymour creeps out, suitcases in hands. Philip opens his door. P " well, well, Seymour Bwana, is the great white hunter off on another safari" S " yes old boy, darkest Birmingham, white man's grave, haha" P " before you go what about that five pounds you owe me"...

That evening Rigsby is dressed up in suit and tie, a table of food is prepared ready for the mayor. Seymour comes in. S " they should be here soon, everything okay" R " yes, I've got sausages on sticks, flavoured crisps,mixed nuts, salmon sandwiches, food for the gods" S" splendid, wait we've...

It's Seymour though , he sees the note, and bends to pick it up, like Rigsby beforehand he hears footsteps and straightens , putting his foot over the money, as Alan walks up the stairs. Seymour pretends he is taking a breather, gasping heavily. A " are you okay Seymour?" S " touch of malaria...

Philip and Alan are in their room, Alan goes to the door. P "where are you going?" A " bathroom, is that alright, or do you think I'll steal the towels" P " don't be ridiculous Alan" A " you're watching me aren't you?" P " well, yes, I'm worried about you" A " worried about your wallet you mean"...