sitenoise
Member: Rank 5
Well now. Since volleyball's been cancelled, I've dipped a bit more back into movies. I log 'em all over at letterboxd. It's a nice place to log movies, and it's been great for getting tips once I found the players to trust. But it's not a place to talk about movies. You guys remember I like to talk about movies, right :)
Here's a movie that has floored me. It's what our dear angel @plsletitrain would call a "sitenoise movie". Big time.
DECEMBER
Dir: Jeong-hoon Park (debut)
Starring nobody
73699/5
Thirty minutes into the film I was compelled to review it:
When it was over:
The film is just one painful scene after another. Except for the last one.
Funny thing is: it's a really cute, really Korean, adorable film you want to hug. Really. I swear.
Here's a movie that has floored me. It's what our dear angel @plsletitrain would call a "sitenoise movie". Big time.
DECEMBER
Dir: Jeong-hoon Park (debut)
Starring nobody
73699/5
Thirty minutes into the film I was compelled to review it:
I didn't want plot to rear it's ugly head, ya know.I want to hug this movie. I'm only 30 minutes into it and I want to hug it so much.
"Do you have a girlfriend"?
"Nope"
"Do you want to hold hands"?
later ...
"I didn't want to awkwardize the date ..." -- yep that was the subtitle.
I'm dying here. If this film fucks up and does something stupid I''ll be super pissed -- and change my rating, but the 30 minutes I've watched so far is worth 5 stars.
When it was over:
I know where I would have ended the film. About five times before the actual ending. Fact is, I didn't really get the last scene--what it was saying. The scene right before it is devastating and should have ended the film. AND the scene before that one was off-the-charts OMG and could have ended the film. AND the scene before that one was killer ouch. And ....I'm stunned. This might be one of the most devastating and adorable films I've ever seen.
Disclaimer: This is precisely the kind of movie that right-minded people would turn off five minutes in. Nothing happens, no acting, no budget, a snail's pace ... but the two chord minimal acoustic guitar soundtrack is nice and at one point had me pumping my fist in the air (figuratively speaking).
The film follows the awkward interactions between a girl and the aloof guy she wants--a convenient store clerk. It fades to black, often. I love how the girl, during one breath seems incapable of even speaking, then blurts out truth, softly.
I think the film benefits from kind-of-bad subtitles. Not google translate bad, but definitely ESL. They lend to the awkwardness of the proceedings.
Films have to end at some point and I think this one tried to have an ending, to say something. Not sure I got it or approved of it but 71 out of 72 minutes of pure genius ... I'm not going to quibble.
This isn't really a movie, though. It comes down to whether or not you find the girl real, interesting, cute?, adorably awkward ... I dunno. But it's NOT a vehicle flick. There's another girl suitor who fades in and out and the main girl could have done the same at any time.
I love movies like this. They don't aim at 100, they aim at 20 or 30 and hit it with a sledgehammer.
I'm dead. I'm happy.
The film is just one painful scene after another. Except for the last one.
Funny thing is: it's a really cute, really Korean, adorable film you want to hug. Really. I swear.