Poll THE EARTH: Would You Live There?

[Doctor Omega]

Anyone here a fan of this planet and/or it's dominant life-form?

And would you consider moving there (despite the rumours)?

 

[Doctor Omega]

I hear so much about this planet, and while it looks very picturesque sometimes, it otherwise sounds well dodgy.

I do need to do some more swimming (70% water apparently), but really not sure about the rest of it.

I saw a documentary, with the sound down, once about a man who lived with these things called grizzly bears, so I might try that for a few months. They look so damned cute, cuddly and friendly......

 

[Doctor Omega]

 

[Doctor Omega]

Depending on where you land, great for sunbathing, apparently......

 

[chainsaw_metal1]

I've heard terrible things about it. They have a leader there who is orange but not made of cheese, even though he may smell of it. And he's insane. Not cute insane, like our leader Xafflox the Irritable, but insane in that he believes that building walls will make him safe. Has he never heard of force fields? What kind of backwards planet is this?

Hang on, I found something in our database...there's something called "internet porn". I'll investigate further and report. In a week or so.

 

[Mad_Monster_Party]

Meh, Pluto is where it’s at. That’s why they put the kibosh on it being a planet. Everyone is after number one!

Earth might be better than the rest though......maybe. I am an optimist.

 

[ant-mac]

The Earth: Would You Live There?

I'm not sure I'd want to live there, but the occasional visit wouldn't hurt.

Just one question... Where are all the Earth women?

Is that one?

She's a little hairier than I imagined, but I suppose I can make do...

 

[ant-mac]

I've heard terrible things about it. They have a leader there who is orange but not made of cheese, even though he may smell of it. And he's insane. Not cute insane, like our leader Xafflox the Irritable, but insane in that he believes that building walls will make him safe. Has he never heard of force fields? What kind of backwards planet is this?

Hang on, I found something in our database...there's something called "internet porn". I'll investigate further and report. In a week or so.

I take it that's how long it'll take you to type out the report with just one hand?

 

[Doctor Omega]

Meh, Pluto is where it’s at. .

What Would It Be Like To Stand On Pluto?

I doubted your words at first, MMP, having heard that Pluto might be a bit of a bastard to live on, day to day, but I then got far enough into this video to hear "Since Pluto is so far away from Earth....." for me to be sold on the idea of this being a much better destination. I couldn't care about low gravity or harsh, even potentially deadly, environmental factors, just so long as it is indeed - thankfully - "far away from Earth"....

 

[ant-mac]

What Would It Be Like To Stand On Pluto?

I doubted your words at first, MMP, having heard that Pluto might be a bit of a bastard to live on, day to day, but I then got far enough into this video to hear "Since Pluto is so far away from Earth....." for me to be sold on the idea of this being a much better destination. I couldn't care about low gravity or harsh, even potentially deadly, environmental factors, just so long as it is indeed - thankfully - "far away from Earth"....

I hear Pluto is a dog of a planet...

 

[Doctor Omega]

[Leonard Nimoy] A Visit to a Sad Planet

From: Leonard Nimoy Presents Mr. Spock's Music From Outer Space is the debut album of Leonard Nimoy, recorded in his Mr. Spock persona. It was released in June 1967 by Dot Records.

 

[Doctor Omega]

 

[Hunter28]

Some say it smells there but can't figure out why.

https://www.sciencenews.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/080519_cw_skunk_feat_free.jpg

 

[Doctor Omega]

What a dump!

 

[ant-mac]

What a dump!

Yeah, the tenets have really trashed the joint.