Fun The Title of Your Autobiography?

Doctor Omega

Doctor Omega

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So you've finally written your autobiography.....




What would the possible titles be?




 
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ant-mac

ant-mac

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The title would be the same as what the girl at the paper shop tells me each week when I get my X-Lotto ticket checked:

NO WINS YET.

The follow up will be called:

THERE'S ALWAYS NEXT WEEK.

Alternatively, I could also call it what my pretty young neighbour said to me last week:

GET OUT! YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE! AND STOP PHOTOGRAPHING ME WHILE I'M NAKED!
 
chainsaw_metal1

chainsaw_metal1

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A few that I can think of:

HOW TO FAIL IN LIFE WITHOUT REALLY TRYING

MEMOIRS OF A COMPLETE NOBODY

THE SECRETS TO THE MYSTERY OF LIFE (or Pay $24.99 and Read 247 Pages of Bullshit)

THINGS I'VE EATEN FROM THE BACK OF THE FRIDGE THAT SMELLED BAD BUT DIDN'T KILL ME

IS THAT ANT-MAC SITTING IN THE MAPLE TREE OUTSIDE MY BEDROOM WINDOW AND OTHER POEMS THAT DON'T RHYME
 
Simian Jack

Simian Jack

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I thought about writing a semi-fictionalized story where my proxy would be named Norman, family name Lindt having been simplified to Lint at Ellis Island. Title of the book, 'The Exciting World of Lint'.

edit - and my epitaph will read "Wait, I think I get it now-"
 
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Simian Jack

Simian Jack

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Simian Jack said:
I thought about writing a semi-fictionalized story where my proxy would be named Norman, family name Lindt having been simplified to Lint at Ellis Island. Title of the book, 'The Exciting World of Lint'.
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(edit) And my epitaph will read 'Wait, I think I get it now -"
 
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