Poll Life After Death?

[ant-mac]

Before we start any discussion about intelligent life I'd like to see some evidence that such a thing exists.

If you find any, let me know.

Mind you, I did spot a mould in my bathtub the other day that seemed to hold some promise...

 

[Gavin]

If you find any, let me know.

Mind you, I did spot a mould in my bathtub the other day that seemed to hold some promise...

I've been spending a bit of time on Facebook. It seems to disprove the theory of intelligent life quite well.

Or it could just be that intelligent life is smart enough to stay away from Facebook.

 

[ant-mac]

I've been spending a bit of time on Facebook. It seems to disprove the theory of intelligent life quite well.

Or it could just be that intelligent life is smart enough to stay away from Facebook.

Well, I've never been on there...

 

[chainsaw_metal1]

Mind you, I did spot a mould in my bathtub the other day that seemed to hold some promise...

I understand the republican party is looking for someone to put up against Trump...

 

[ant-mac]

I understand the republican party is looking for someone to put up against Trump...

Someone?!

Since when can they afford to be so choosy?

Surely something will be more than enough to get the job done...

 

[chainsaw_metal1]

Since when can they afford to be so choosy?

Well, they really can't. After all, they recently had one of their big pro-life senators retire because it came out that he asked his mistress to get an abortion after she got pregnant.

The party of family values, ladies and germs.

Surely something will be more than enough to get the job done...

I believe it's down to a pet rock, a fry cook from San Antonio, a 1974 AMC Gremlin, and a mould they found in some guy's tub in Australia. So, I'm thinking the mould.

 

[Gavin]

I believe it's down to a pet rock, a fry cook from San Antonio, a 1974 AMC Gremlin, and a mould they found in some guy's tub in Australia. So, I'm thinking the mould.

All of them would be immensely more presidential and intelligent. So no chance of them being voted in.

 

[ant-mac]

Well, they really can't. After all, they recently had one of their big pro-life senators retire because it came out that he asked his mistress to get an abortion after she got pregnant.

The party of family values, ladies and germs.

I believe it's down to a pet rock, a fry cook from San Antonio, a 1974 AMC Gremlin, and a mould they found in some guy's tub in Australia. So, I'm thinking the mould.

Well, we mustn't forget our very own, home grown candidate, @Mad_Monster_Party...

Of course, if the situation gets really desperate, I'll buy a suit and tie for the mould.

However, I won't bother trying to educate it. That would only be a disadvantage where some members of the voting public are concerned.

 

[ant-mac]

All of them would be immensely more presidential and intelligent. So no chance of them being voted in.

Well, we could always go for some sort of bipartisan candidate.

How about someone who appears to be the result of a three-way between Trump, Liberace and the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man?

Spoiler

 

[Doctor Omega]

It turns out death does not exist...

Phew! That's a relief!

 

[Doctor Omega]

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[Doctor Omega]

A young Korean artist taken to Hell. Drew pictures of it.

A young Korean artist was taken to Hell by Jesus Christ, and she was told to draw on canvas what she saw, so that the world would know the destination of the wicked.

 

[chainsaw_metal1]

Funny how Jesus looks white.

 

[Doctor Omega]

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[Doctor Omega]

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