Dos Equis has a new pitchman
I do not like the new "Most Interesting Man In The World; Augustin Legrand, he looks dirty, needs a bath.
I like the original Most Interesting Man In The World; Jonathan Goldsmith
They sent Goldsmith on a one way trip to Mars, never to be seen again.
He's played TMIMITW since 2006.
Below is a compilation of his ad's that nearly span a decade:
“He lives vicariously through himself“
“His 10-gallon hat holds 20 gallons”
“In museums, he is allowed to touch the art“
“If opportunity knocks, and he’s not at home, opportunity waits“
“His signature won a Pulitzer”
“Bigfoot tries to get pictures of him“
“When he goes to Spain, he chases the bulls”
“Bear hugs are what he gives bears”
“Once he ran a marathon because it was ‘on the way'”
“He is the life of parties that he has never attended“
“He has inside jokes with people he’s never met”
“Presidents take his birthday off”
“He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels“
“His tears can cure cancer; too bad he never cries“
“He is considered a national treasure in countries he’s never visited”
