Funny, you bring up Wallyworld. I need to head out to there today to buy a few dvd's and a gig stick. Last time, I was out there I found Mallrats for 5 bucks, and Red for 3 bucks. I like Wally mainly between 10pm and midnight M-F the store is dead. The store out here isn't to bad during the day. I just don't like the store on the weekends. It's pretty packed, and you might see the next person to appear on People Of Walmart website.I have to go to Walmart's today. Please wish me luck.
Take a number and wait in line.Then probably a visit to the petting zoo to find a goat, so that I may use its blood in a ritual to the dark lord, and then finally be made emperor of all humanity. Do be prepared to bow before your lord and master.
[Menacing voice] Curses!Take a number and wait in line.
Tuesday works fine. I may have to move some things around, but yeah, that's okay.It's my turn to be Emperor of all Humanity tomorrow. Then Doc Omega's having his turn on Sunday. And the Seeker is having her turn on Monday. How's next week Tuesday for you?
I'll keep that in mind. Plus, goats make such a racket. Children are much easier to sacrifice, and they taste better, too.By the way, next time save yourself an effort and use a chicken or small child. Less of a mess to clean up afterwards...
There's just no quality at all any more.Well, I was digging this shallow grave in my backyard, to dispose of the evidence surrounding the disappearance of a door-to-door vacuum cleaner salesman who was doing the rounds in my area. But then wouldn't you know it... It turns out that his medical condition wasn't quite as terminal as I was led to believe. I wasn't sure whether to be disappointed or relieved. I mean when you strike someone repeatedly over the head with a hollow metal pipe, I think you should be entitled to expect a more permanent result...
They just don't make vacuum cleaners like they used to. These modern ones really suck.