A large house, in the early hours of the morning, surrounding it a huge spread of grounds. The house of a wealthy couple, Hugh and Clorissa Bryant , and lurking in the dark outside watching is a burglar.
The man creeps up to a window and peers inside, no sign of life, he opens up a bag and takes out the tools of his trade.
He puts sticky tape on the window, then with a hammer smashes the window, silently the glass breaks. He reaches in, unlocks the window lock, and he's in.
The drawing room looks promising, silver ornaments on the mantelpiece, he drops a few in his bag. He forces open a bureau and inside is a gun, he picks it up. Suddenly the lights come on. Hugh, an American is sitting on the settee, wearing a tuxedo, scotch in hand.
H " please make it quick"
Man " what!?"
H " you've broken into my home, caught red handed, I can pick you out of any line up, so please make it quick"
The burglar is horrified and throws the gun down.
H " don't be a fool man, pick it up"
Man. " I'm no killer"
H" nope, I guess you're not"
Hugh empties the bag of the silver and chucks it back at the puzzled man.
H "get out"
Man. "you're letting me go?"
H " you're not the man for me, ( shouting), NOW GET OUT, oh and use the front door, I don't want neighbours seeing you climbing out of the window and call the police"
The burglar not really believing his luck, scarpers.
H ( to himself) " nope, not the man I'm looking for"
It's 7am, Hugh out of his evening dress has been repairing the window. It's good as new, he had a pane of glass ready! He then carries a breakfast tray up to his wife Clorissa who is just waking up. On the bedside table is a bottle of sleeping tablets.
H " breakfast darling"
C " you're up early Hugh"
H " had some work around the house to do. You know I wouldn't have to if we got some staff in."
C" we did remember, the au pair"
H " darling I've told you, it was Christmas and we were just having fun."
C " it was November and certainly you were having fun, except I wasn't laughing. So until we can find someone old enough to repel you but able enough to work we'll just close up that wing of the house."
H ( sighing) "okay Clory, are you going to that auction?"
C " yes,you know I am. Please come with me darling"
H " now we've been through this before, auctions are just not my scene. Also watching you waste your money is painful"
C " it is my money"
H "okay darling, I'm off to the club"
C " with Paul I suppose"
H " yes Paul will be there"
C " I wish you wouldn't see him"
H " what does that mean?"
C " he encourages you"
H " I'm only having one drink "
C " he encourages you, he's already had four marriages and now looking for number five ,I wish he'd find her and leave us in peace."
Hugh says nothing to this and leaves the bedroom. Clorissa picks up her orange juice, and gets something on her fingers.
C ( puzzled)" putty?"
Later Clorissa is still in the bedroom, dressed and applying her make up, Hugh enters.
H " I'm off darling. I'll see you at about one then at the club then?"
Hugh notices she is a bit pale, washed out.
H " you okay?"
C " I need to see the doctor , change my sleeping tablets "
H" you know my opinion on that"
C " I need them Hugh"
H " as a crutch darling"

C " why do we keep chipping away at each other? Do you want a divorce?"
H " absolutely not"
C " because of my money"
H " no because I love you "
C " do you trust me Hugh?"
H " of course, why"
C " why do you trust me?"
H " what's got into you this morning Clory?"
C " nothing darling, I'll see you later"
Hugh is propping up the bar at a local bar, a private drinking establishment. Paul is with him, a fortyish gentleman, a bit effeminate and clearly an habitual drunk, but a posh one.
P " come on Hugh let's have another before Clorissa gets here. No doubt having spent more of that lovely money of hers"
H " god knows what she'll buy this time. We've got two Matisse originals, loads of silver, and no bloody security, nothing at all. One day I'll put in the alarms but now...."
P " Hugh, careful, walls have ears, know what I mean"
H " burglars? In this neighbourhood are you joking?"
P " can't be too careful Hugh"

Clorissa comes in, Hugh meets her and they go to a table.
H " enjoy the auction Clory? What did you buy?"
C " another Matisse"
H " another!?"
C " it is my money"
Hugh rejoins Paul at the bar and gets Clory's drink.
H " another Matisse Paul"
At about 9 o'clock Hugh is in his local pub, a bit drunk chatting at the bar.
H " I tell you, that place is loaded with stuff, silver, paintings , one day I'll put in all the security but who wants to live in a fortress."

The locals look alarmed at Hugh's loose tongue.
Later that evening it's about 9.30 Hugh is dressed in a suit and tie.
C " you're going out again?"
H " an evening with friends"
C " a poker game no doubt"
H " yes Clory. I don't want an argument about it I'm leaving"
He picks up Clory's sleeping tablets and tosses it to her.
H " I'm sure I won't disturb you when I come in"
A few minutes later Hugh drives away. In the darkness of the grounds lurks another burglar. As the headlights from the car sweeps by, Hugh glimpses something but carries on driving. The burglar, a young man dressed all in black moves towards the house. Clorissa all alone, takes her tablets as the burglar moves closer.
The man creeps up to a window and peers inside, no sign of life, he opens up a bag and takes out the tools of his trade.
He puts sticky tape on the window, then with a hammer smashes the window, silently the glass breaks. He reaches in, unlocks the window lock, and he's in.

The drawing room looks promising, silver ornaments on the mantelpiece, he drops a few in his bag. He forces open a bureau and inside is a gun, he picks it up. Suddenly the lights come on. Hugh, an American is sitting on the settee, wearing a tuxedo, scotch in hand.
H " please make it quick"
Man " what!?"
H " you've broken into my home, caught red handed, I can pick you out of any line up, so please make it quick"
The burglar is horrified and throws the gun down.
H " don't be a fool man, pick it up"
Man. " I'm no killer"
H" nope, I guess you're not"
Hugh empties the bag of the silver and chucks it back at the puzzled man.
H "get out"
Man. "you're letting me go?"
H " you're not the man for me, ( shouting), NOW GET OUT, oh and use the front door, I don't want neighbours seeing you climbing out of the window and call the police"
The burglar not really believing his luck, scarpers.
H ( to himself) " nope, not the man I'm looking for"
It's 7am, Hugh out of his evening dress has been repairing the window. It's good as new, he had a pane of glass ready! He then carries a breakfast tray up to his wife Clorissa who is just waking up. On the bedside table is a bottle of sleeping tablets.
H " breakfast darling"
C " you're up early Hugh"
H " had some work around the house to do. You know I wouldn't have to if we got some staff in."
C" we did remember, the au pair"
H " darling I've told you, it was Christmas and we were just having fun."
C " it was November and certainly you were having fun, except I wasn't laughing. So until we can find someone old enough to repel you but able enough to work we'll just close up that wing of the house."
H ( sighing) "okay Clory, are you going to that auction?"
C " yes,you know I am. Please come with me darling"
H " now we've been through this before, auctions are just not my scene. Also watching you waste your money is painful"
C " it is my money"
H "okay darling, I'm off to the club"
C " with Paul I suppose"
H " yes Paul will be there"
C " I wish you wouldn't see him"
H " what does that mean?"
C " he encourages you"
H " I'm only having one drink "
C " he encourages you, he's already had four marriages and now looking for number five ,I wish he'd find her and leave us in peace."
Hugh says nothing to this and leaves the bedroom. Clorissa picks up her orange juice, and gets something on her fingers.
C ( puzzled)" putty?"
Later Clorissa is still in the bedroom, dressed and applying her make up, Hugh enters.
H " I'm off darling. I'll see you at about one then at the club then?"
Hugh notices she is a bit pale, washed out.
H " you okay?"
C " I need to see the doctor , change my sleeping tablets "
H" you know my opinion on that"
C " I need them Hugh"
H " as a crutch darling"

C " why do we keep chipping away at each other? Do you want a divorce?"
H " absolutely not"
C " because of my money"
H " no because I love you "
C " do you trust me Hugh?"
H " of course, why"
C " why do you trust me?"
H " what's got into you this morning Clory?"
C " nothing darling, I'll see you later"
Hugh is propping up the bar at a local bar, a private drinking establishment. Paul is with him, a fortyish gentleman, a bit effeminate and clearly an habitual drunk, but a posh one.
P " come on Hugh let's have another before Clorissa gets here. No doubt having spent more of that lovely money of hers"
H " god knows what she'll buy this time. We've got two Matisse originals, loads of silver, and no bloody security, nothing at all. One day I'll put in the alarms but now...."
P " Hugh, careful, walls have ears, know what I mean"
H " burglars? In this neighbourhood are you joking?"
P " can't be too careful Hugh"

Clorissa comes in, Hugh meets her and they go to a table.
H " enjoy the auction Clory? What did you buy?"
C " another Matisse"
H " another!?"
C " it is my money"
Hugh rejoins Paul at the bar and gets Clory's drink.
H " another Matisse Paul"
At about 9 o'clock Hugh is in his local pub, a bit drunk chatting at the bar.
H " I tell you, that place is loaded with stuff, silver, paintings , one day I'll put in all the security but who wants to live in a fortress."

The locals look alarmed at Hugh's loose tongue.
Later that evening it's about 9.30 Hugh is dressed in a suit and tie.
C " you're going out again?"
H " an evening with friends"
C " a poker game no doubt"
H " yes Clory. I don't want an argument about it I'm leaving"
He picks up Clory's sleeping tablets and tosses it to her.
H " I'm sure I won't disturb you when I come in"
A few minutes later Hugh drives away. In the darkness of the grounds lurks another burglar. As the headlights from the car sweeps by, Hugh glimpses something but carries on driving. The burglar, a young man dressed all in black moves towards the house. Clorissa all alone, takes her tablets as the burglar moves closer.

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