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Mike " porky " Parry and Mike Graham on talk sport radio with a Bowie quiz See here for more porky quiz mayhem. https://www.imdforums.com/threads/the-two-mikes-the-porky-quiz.6663/

Catweazle and psychiatrist, who ends up getting confused as Catweazle is not his normal type of patient. " give me the thirteenth sign and we shall fly"

Where would I like to go in a time machine? I'm with Kryten, I'd like to go back to a week last Tuesday, I did the ironing and watched a Blake's 7 DVD, boy we won't see the likes of those days again.

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Penny is feeling extremely sleepy, yawning. Rook " that'll be the tablets I put in the sherry. Triple dose of sedatives. I take them when I can't sleep. I couldn't bare to break your skin, so when you're asleep I'll suffocate you. And I'll preserve you for ever and ever. I've read all the books...

Moore and Mark arrive at Rook's place. He lodges with an old woman in a house. Woman. " this is his room Sergeant" They all go in, and see something unexpected. The wall is totally covered in photos of Penny, in and out of a nun's habit. An altar with candles is in the corner M " Jesus Christ!"...

Penny wanders around the club premises, and sees the huge poster of herself in character on the far wall. Actually it's not on the wall, but hanging from a beam about two foot from the wall. P " what's behind here?" She peers round and sees a glass coffin on a dais. R " oh dear I wanted that to...

Penny looks around the room, very impressed. It's an exact replica of the studio set, courtyard, convent building outer wall, Mother Superior's office. P." it's incredible Mr Rook" R " I made it all myself" P " it's a bit cold in here isn't it" R " yes, I bought the place off of a meat storage...

In the hospital Tony is in intensive care, a man at the bedside, who stands as Mark and Penny arrive. DSM " Detective Sergeant Moore. Are you relatives?" M " no work colleagues" DSM " of course, saints and sinners, I recognise you, you're Sister Mary" P " that's right. How is he?" DSM " not...

Dicky has told Anne and Mark and Penny what happened at the studio the next day. A " I know he was a bore and an incredible egotist, but who would want to do that to him?" D " police reckon he must have interrupted a burglar doing over my place..there was so much blood.....so much...he's in a...

Tony enters Dicky's flat and in to the kitchen. A cat is there meowing. T " okay okay, bloody moggy, I'm feeding you" He gets a can of cat food from the cupboard and opens it , placing the lid down on the worktop. He bends down and spoons the food into the bowl. Behind him a black gloved hand...

Tony and Anne are standing in the corridor outside the dressing rooms, Penny comes out of her room. Tony all smiles and politeness in front of Penny. T " nicely played today, very nice. Hope I didn't slap you too hard" Mark comes along with Dicky. M " here Penny don't forget this" He hands Penny...

Dicky's party is in full swing at his flat. All the cast are there. Loud music and booze. Tony to Anne" living next door to Dicky, he has to invite me, or I complain about the noise" A " what, can't hear you?" Penny is sitting by herself in a corner of the room, Mark comes up to her. M " I'm...

That evening Penny is home, the doorbell rings, it's Mark. M " can I come in?" Marks walks in, picks up a half empty bottle of whiskey. M " I thought so..this isn't the answer Penny" P " I can't stop thinking about him" M " you must, he's gone Penny, you must get over him. I know it's tough...

On the set of Saints and Sinners Mother Superior's office: Mother Superior " you may be her father, but the final decision must rest with Sister Mary" Father " you have not heard the last of this Mother Superior" MS " good day sir" Father. " I'll be back, with plenty to say I assure you" Father...

The next day at the studios, actors Anne and Tony who play the Mother Superior and Mary's father in Saints and Sinners, are studying their scripts. Tony Barton sees himself as an Olivier class actor, all this tv soap stuff ,beneath him really. T " I tell you the emphasis is all wrong, these...

That evening in Penny's flat, she and Larry are canoodling on the settee. P " Larry, what was Thailand like?" L " hot" P " wow, your description is so detailed!" L " my camera tells the story for me, that's what photo journalism is all about. Though Thailand wasn't great this time" P " why?" L "...

P " well Mr...?" R " Rook, Charles Rook, I'm sorry to intrude" P " ah, you mentioned fan club, any actor would be interested in that Mr Rook" R " it's all arranged, we've got a magazine planned, membership, premises lined up everything" P." Premises, my god, how large is this club?" R " the...