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In the grounds of King's Farthing everything is ready for the fete, tents are up, stalls are laid out, food and games stalls, everything for a fun afternoon at a country village fete. Catweazle is puzzled by a table with food on it , the food on plates are hot dogs. Catweazle picks one up, and...

Catweazle is on the ground sitting by a tree about 200 yards from the mansion, Cedric arrives with the bucket. C " has thou brought the magic stirrer" Cd " don't be silly, where would I plug it in" C " plug it in!?" Cd " I've mixed the potion for you" Catweazle has a red mug , he helps himself...

In the kitchen Groome is in the pantry secretly eating one of Mrs Gowdy's scones when in creeps Cedric, black bucket in hand with Catweazle's potion in it. He puts bucket on worktop and picks up electric cake mixer. Groome sneaks up behind him. Gr " here, what are you up to?" Cd " I'm mixing...

In the kitchen at King's Farthing, Groome the handyman is at the sink with a black bucket of dark liquid, his special fertiliser. Mavis Gowdy the housekeeper is there too preparing food for the Elderford garden fete, to be held in the grounds of King's Farthing. MG " Mr Groome will you please...

Lord and Lady Collingford are in their greenhouse tending the plants. Lord Collingford is more interested in a marrow that he has grown, he looks at it longingly, then measures it with a tape measure. A furrow crosses his brow, he's concerned with a marrow his gardener and handyman Groome is...

In the disused railway station Duck Halt, home of Catweazle, he is not feeling too well. Huddled around a bubbling cauldron and sniffing, poor Catweazle has a cold. Cedric, son of Lord and Lady Collingford is there , on the floor in a circle are ten objects , examples of ten of the signs of the...

At Duck Halt Catweazle ponders on what happened. Cedric there too. C " for a moment it was mine, the philosopher's stone, then it was gone" Cd " it was a grenade Catweazle, a bomb, you could have got yourself killed" C " but the trees walked" Cd " er...never mind, you got the goat , that's the...

Catweazle stands on a concrete bunker in the woods, holding grenade, looking skywards. C " salmy dalmy adonay....Shempamparash " Dickenson, Jones and couple of men look on from a safe distance. Col " I'll do this, you stay here" J " but sir" Col " that's an order Jones, probably my last" He...

Catweazle has opened up a box, curiosity again, it contains grenades, he picks one up. Jones puts phone down and sees this, J." AAARRGGHH " C " the divine egg, I knew you had it" J ( desperately) " put it down " C " but thou has many" Catweazle tosses grenade from hand to hand. C " now I shall...

Cedric running through woods arrives at Command Post, Groome is on guard. G " what are you doing here? This is a military zone" Cd " where's the command centre" G " can't tell you that " Cd " you must it's a matter of life and death " G " look we're in the middle of a war" Cd " but there's been...

At HQ in King's Farthing Dickenson on phone to Jones. Col " cat...weasel....that's code Jones " J " yes sir but it don't make sense" Cedric pouring coffee at sideboard reacts to hearing this, he quietly leaves room. Catweazle offers Jones a banana. J " I don't eat bananas " Col " I don't eat...

Colonel Dickenson on phone, Col " excellent Jones, report in when you've questioned him. ( to Charles) got your spy Charles, fellow was creeping around green demon command post" Jones has Catweazle sat opposite him for debriefing, J " right then are you a blue demon?" C " nay O great one" J "...

Dickenson and Charles study the map intently back at HQ. Col ".......then I'll take out your forward positions" LC " but you'll never cross the river, I'll blow up the bridge...boom" Cedric enters with tray of sandwiches. Col " ah good lad " He places tray on table. LC " not there Cedric that's...

At HQ at King's Farthing, Dickenson and Charles sit at opposite ends of map table, both with field telephones at the ready, controlling the exercise. LC ( phone) " map reference oblique 6 yes, 294, blue demon 1 to blue demon 6, code badger ferret water rat" Col ( phone) " green demon 1...well...

Catweazle is in the woods looking for berries, when suddenly he gasps in astonishment, trees are walking! Three trees, about 7 feet tall are slowly walking through the woods, one behind each other, but of course Catweazle can't see the small hole on the front side of each tree, air and viewing...

In the woods a company of soldiers is set up, jeeps, lots of boxes of ammo, a temporary wooden hut is green demon Command Post. Inside hut at desk Sergeant Jones on field phone. J " green demon command Sergeant Jones. ..what's that....sea platoon..code name..(looks in codebook)..cat dog tortoise...

At King's Farthing, home of the Collingfords, Cedric's dad, Lord Collingford and handyman Groome are both in military uniform in a room temporarily used as HQ for war games taking place in the woods. Both Charles and Groome are reservists. The door of the room, usually the drawing room, opens...

Cedric is on the platform of Duck Halt, the disused railway station that is home to Catweazle. He is about to enter waiting room when he hears shouts from inside. He opens the door ajar and peers in. Catweazle is in a rage, throwing things across the room, kicking stuff around, in a foul temper...

Dotty at bathroom cabinet mirror, cotton wool ball in her hand, opens cabinet and removes bottle of facial cleansing milk and starts dabbing her face. Catweazle is trapped, he accidentally leans against shower tap, its a lever tap, he inadvertently pushes it down, the water comes out of shower...

Catweazle opens door of ghost hunters' room and enters, Kenley looks petrified. C " salmy dalmy adonay, I bid thee welcome" H " speak to it Hector " K ( gibbering) " de....de....de..." C " where is the gold" H " he thinks we've found the treasure " Kenley has composed himself, sort of. K (...