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Paul sends Jenny away for the afternoon by booking an appointment for her with a beautician, his way of apologising for earlier temper tantrum when she changed her appearance. When Jenny is gone, Toni comes over and he walks with Toni along the cliffs; when a neighbour walking his dog is within...

Jenny, an American young lady in an English hotel goes up to the reception and asks if she has received any mail. As usual the answer is no. She shrugs accepting the situation, she is a lonely girl. At the hotel a man named Paul Tanner gains entrance to Jenny's room using a credit card on the...

S4E2 SAVE ROYSTON VASEY As Al and his wife Tricia are disturbed by the return of his father Grandpop, supposedly lost at sea, Ellie and a council official are held prisoner by Edward and Tubbs. Benjamin also finds himself in a grave situation whilst a hired killer makes an unfortunate mistake...

S4E1 RETURN TO ROYSTON VASEY Benjamin returns to Royston Vasey for his uncle Harvey's funeral and finds it in a state of decay. Incompetent vet Mr Chinnery is still practising and the deluded Pauline is being led to believe she still runs the job club. Journalist Ellie Johnson arrives with the...

S3E6 HOW THE ELEPHANT GOT ITS TRUNK Whilst magician Dean Tavoularis takes his magic show on the streets and Keith Harris's dog cinema faces competition Reenie has a new helper in the charity shop - Keith Drop,to replace Vinnie Wythenshaw,who died retrieving the plastic bag that caused the...

S3E5 THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST Professor Breastpinch'd arrives and conducts a street poll, asking people if they want their breasts pinched but, unsurprisingly, gets no takers. Knight Rider obsessive Neds shows his creation Maxie Power, Royston Vasey's answer to Kitt, to his friend Tris. It can...

S3E4 THE MEDUSA TOUCH At the 'Windermere' guest house Sunny and Alvin Steele are preparing for another swingers' sexploitation weekend, though, unlike Sunny, Alvin is not really enthusiastic, and goes off to the garden centre to meet his bit on the side - and in doing so, he has a lucky escape...

S3E3 TURN AGAIN GEOFF TIPPS This episode shows how exactly Lance got hit by the Legz Akimbo van. They are in Camden Town preparing a particularly insensitive piece of street theatre about the disabled, entitled Vegetable Soup, in which they impersonate deaf-blind and crippled people. They do...

S3E2 THE ONE ARMED MAN IS KING Joke shop owner Lance only has one arm but is persuaded by hospital radio DJ Mike that he can get him a throwaway transplant at a cut price. Unfortunately the arm once belonged to a lady and consequently starts to act as a lady's arm should. However it is Lance...

S3E1 THE LESBIAN AND THE MONKEY Edward and Tubbs survive the fire and decide to leave Roston Vasey following - lines. Unfortunately they are railway lines and they are killed by a train. Barbara, meanwhile, has survived and, pregnant by the deceased David, throws a cross gender fancy dress...

S2E7 CHRISTMAS SPECIAL Alone in the chapel of hope on Christmas Eve Reverend Bernice hates Christmas,since her mother was carried off by Papa Lazarou disguised as Santa Claus when she was a child. She has three visitors. The first is Charlie Hull,convinced from his recurring nightmare that his...

S2E6 ROYSTON VASEY AND THE MONSTER FROM HELL As Royston Vasey is put under martial law and Legz Akimbo are hired to put on a play as a diversion the police arrest Eunice as the cause of the outbreak though Hilary escapes. Chinnery has yet another death on his hands,this time a falcon, and Iris...

S2E5 ANARCHY IN ROYSTON VASEY Les McQueen, former pop star with the band Creme Brulee, sees a sign announcing the band's reunion and parts with his savings to lead singer Tony Cluedo in order to finance a come-back but Tony rips him off. Brian, Mike and Geoff finally arrive at their conference...